Carson Knocks 'Em Dead with Howard's Monlogues

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Found a few that I made a year ago and never posted. And here's a new one from today:

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    Looking for suggestions for more of Howard's joke bombs ...
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #1
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Yes!!
     
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  3. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    :yay:

    FUCK YEAH!!!
     
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  4. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Holy mother of fuck. Those are the WORST jokes.
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #4
  5. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS 2010 OG VIP

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    I approve this thread! :jj: :yay:
     
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  6. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Yet I laughed.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Pelican approved jokes.
     
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  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS 2010 OG VIP

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    "We'll be right back to play Stump The Jokeman!"

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  9. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Johhny just hit 300 yards with that one.
     
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    Great Stuff!
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    Jan 21, 2014 #10
  11. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Who's the cunt that one-starred this thread???
     
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  12. MrWarmth

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    :jj:

    :rs:
     
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  13. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    jimerer
     
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    Maybe Howad should hire you. You can actually make Benjy's shit jokes funny. That means you are really talented because I thought it was impossible to make Benjy's shit jokes funny.
     
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    And he's already in shitpiles.
     
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  16. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I think Benjy and the guys writing these monologue jokes imagine them being spoken by someone with some kind of commitment to the material and talent for delivery. Howard's clearly reading this stuff off a piece of paper (and for the first time, I'd say), and he constantly loses his place through Robin's interruptions and through his own meandering asides. (And Howard has no audience for these jokes. Benjy and Fred McMahon sit there in silence, and Robin still has no idea when Howard's doing his monologues.) My favorite punchlines are the ones that end with Howard saying, "Or something like that." (There's no way that's written on the paper; it's just Howard losing confidence and concentration by the time he gets to the gag.)

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    Also, most of the jokes really are just terrible.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    agreed
     
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    "May a weird holy man try to pass his retarded wife on the public as a happy go lucky saint"

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    Pelican couldn't sell a joke if it was disguised as water in the Sahara.

    Hey-oooooooooooooo
     
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    Are these quotes actually from Howard Stern? It's that bad?
     
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