Stern Show "Cashew's feet melt me. I kiss them all day long."

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Seriously, Howard has to regret marrying this dolt doesn't he?
    Even he is beginning to crack by saying "not even my wife listens to me" last week on the air.




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    Howard should get her interested in toads, and buy a poisonous one for her to kiss.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    she's certainly a nut
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :c
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    Nothing like kissing the feet that shuffle terd litter around. When will this cunt die?!?!?
     
  7. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP Gold

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    These are so good

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    that cat is hitler reincarnated
     
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    That's one nutty cunt.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    Polydactyly
     
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    The Toxoplasmosis Danger
    Toxoplasmosis is a disease caused by bacteria found in cat feces (and also found in certain meats, unpasteurized milk, and unwashed fruits and vegetables.) The disease can cause flu-like symptoms in some people and birth defects if a woman’s infected for the first time while pregnant. If the kitchen counters, knives or cutting boards come in contact with something that has the bacteria on it, you might get infected. Because this could come from a cat jumping on your counter with contaminated paws or even an unwashed contaminated fruit touching your counter, you should wash your counters, utensils, and cutting boards frequently. Pregnant women should also wash their hands before they eat. (But let’s be honest, this is a good practice for everyone, whether or not you own a cat!)


    Read more at http://cattime.com/cat-facts/health/10709-how-dirty-are-your-cats-paws#LVsSZfvDfATA2qkX.99
     
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    Is Chriza ok? He usually posts in your thread right away like a little dog following you around.
     
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    Howard doesn't want a successful woman as a wife. He wants a bimbo that will make it all about him and tolerate his wacky behavior.
     
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    Don't cats dig in litter boxes? Howard must never kiss her....
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Im just wondering who will take care of Cashew while they jet off to Florida? Will they drag poor cashew in a plane? What they do to these cats is cruel.
     
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    I take a wet wash cloth to my cats paws every night. I doubt she's even thought of that.
     
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    Beth kisses feet that walk through litter boxes but according to Howard she gets mad when he sits on her bed because he may have dirt and germs on him. Shows you how vile and repulsive she thinks her "husband" is.
     
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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    Was listening to an old show yesterday...

    Stern: What do you do all day?
    Wendy The Retard: I just play with these kittens all day.

    Stern: How many kittens are there?
    Wendy The Retard: 5.
     
  20. binhphuocngu

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    I wish Timmy the cat would re-incarnate into one of the kittens. Go mental after taking a vile, watery dump and then scratch the shit out this phony bitch. Would serve Howie right for making fun of his demise.