Cat digs itself out of grave

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  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Humane Society of Tampa Bay
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    Did you hear about Bart the Miracle Cat? He was hit by a car and his owner thought he was dead. Heartbroken, he buried him. Five days later, Bart showed up in a neighbor's yard! His astounded owner brought him to the Animal Health Center at the Humane Society of Tampa Bay where we will perform surgery to repair a broken jaw and remove his damaged eye! Watch the news coverage and send good thoughts to Bart:
     
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    Thanks for the nightmares.
     
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    Scared the piss out of me in the 80s.
     
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    No shit. The news anchor looks like Nicole Bass.
     
  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Any word yet on his litter box activities?
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Your avatar is really gross and pervy, and not in a good way.
     
  7. Beth Stern

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    Weenie.
     
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    bart

    neat name for a cat
     
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    That's pretty crazy! I'm assuming he was never dead is my guess. Just appeared dead.
     
  10. Beth Stern

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    9 lives.


    well, now 8.
     
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    Do you think Beth will try and buy this story for her next book about how her love brought a run over cat back from the dead. Or will she have Ronnie run over cats and bury them until the she can re create this scenario for herself.
     
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    That's a kitty who wants to live.. more joie de vivre than Howard Stern.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :eek:
     
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    Don't be such a cynic, next you will be telling us you don't believe the whole Jesus/resurrection story
     
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    Cats are f'ing evil....no doubt about it
     
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    They buried a sleeping cat. How bout checking for a heartbeat first.
     
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    That cat must have watched Kill Bill
     
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    another reason to be cremated
     
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  20. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    dirty pussy.
     
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