Cat question for all you feline fags

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by stripes, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    got two inside/out female cats, big back yard, they like to hang on the back deck. lately 3 different cats have been fucking with them in our yard, chasing up trees, starting fights on our back deck, etc. our cats dont wander far, just immediate neighbors yards where there are no cats. we had a male cat that protected them & kept other cats at bay but he got killed by coyotes protecting his girlfriend. i'm thinking about buying a trusty red rider & shooting these fuckers, cheaper than a vet bill. any other ideas?
     
  2. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    do nothing. They will sort out a pecking order. Feed them inside so other cats don't steal their food.
     
  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Get another male cate
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    No, shoot them, it never will stop.

    Then shoot the other cats getting in to your yard after you're done shooting your cats.
     
  5. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    they're fed inside, & i'm all for pecking order but these fuckers won't be happy until they draw blood from my cats & vet bills start at $1000. i'm drifting towards the red rider.
     
  6. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    this
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    get a dog
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    after our last one died, told my wife to bring home a male but for some stupid reason she brought home a small female kitten & she didn't get very big at age 2.
     
  9. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Get a dog...once the dog gets used to your cats the problem will be solved

    Owner of 2 dogs and 2 cats
     
  10. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    #2 or 3. don't shoot them, their just animals doing what animals do.
    Edit: or the dog answer.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  12. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i know, wish i could, i'm a dog guy but not in the mood for backyard shit piles.
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    fuck that, use a 12 ga.
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    get a kid
     
  15. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Teach it to use athe toilet.
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Get a slingshot. They're really accurate and non-lethal
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    got a kid, 15 & she is more useless & annoying than the fucking cats
     
  18. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i don't think a red rider is lethal, unless i shoot their eye out. don't even think it would penetrate skin.
     
  19. Oscar Wilde

    Oscar Wilde Member

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    I love my pussy.
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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