Catheters are painful to remove

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  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Had my hip surgery,2 days after they removed the catheter.If your dick has a narrow area to piss through,it will be quite tight,which is my situation. So,wnen they took it out I screamed in pain.Why can`t they come up with something other than this painful device?Anyone else ever experience this torture?
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Oh,and they couildn`t fix 1 problem during the surgery,so 1 leg is 1 inch or so high than the other.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Broads find limps sexy if you tell them you took a bullet in a gunfight.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    well I am married so not likely to be any more broads,too bad though.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Not getting reference
     
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    I had hip replacement surgery last October catheter removal I had a stinging sensation like when you jerkoff in the shower with shampoo
     
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    You have to deflate the balloon first :derp:
     
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    Stinging would have been better than the razor blade feeling it gave me.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Th guy in the next bed said it felt like it tickled. My guess is if you are hung like a horse,it is an easier thing to go through.I am hnot well hung,and have a narrowness there,so it caused this horrible pain.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    how long did it take you to walk better?Its been almost a week,need a walker.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Jesus, aren't you a little young for hip replacement?
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I have psoratic arthritis and 2 yrs ago fell down the stairs and landed on my hip.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    right now I move like the giraffe in your picture.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    sorry, hope you recover quickly
     
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    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I was just going to say that it tickled for a second when they took mine out.
     
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    Well I'm not a man, but I've had catheters and I remember more of the pain when they put it in!
     
  18. JayJ

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    had one taken out in december and they said "just cough for 10 seconds"--I coughed then yelled fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

    I was apparently up for 11 days or so hallucinating when they put it in--I shall leave it at that...
     
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    First week was rough you'll notice yourself getting stronger daily.do your exercises and you should be good to go.