Catholic Confession Booth

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by basketcase, Mar 19, 2014.

  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Tell me and I will tell you how to reverse it.
    :angel:
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Pray for me Mary.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    I just confessed that I hope they never find that missing plane.
     
  4. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Why? Are you bored?
     
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    Martian New Member Banned User

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    I once said f u to GOD as a kid
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    I'm bored with that story and now I feel guilty for having those feelings.
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.

    In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.

    In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…

    When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…

    But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Basket, would you like to sit on my face?
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Only if your tongue is moving rapidly
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    It is.
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I spilled my seed. While watching two ladies have intercourse on my computer machine
     
  12. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    20 Hail Marys pls
     
  13. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Mack, you must be shocked that someone finally said yes to this.

    1000 cast buddy
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    That's all? Gee I got off easy! Next time it's girl on guy strap on porn for me! :woot:
     
  16. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ohhh, uhh, Martin Sheen.

    That's President Kennedy you idiot!
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    :lol:
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    He claims it is like that of an epileptic eel
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    surprisingly enough, I've talked a couple of women into actually doing it.

    :dontknow: some women aren't concerned that I look like quasimodo after a week long bender.