Discussion in 'The Bar' started by basketcase, Mar 19, 2014.
Tell me and I will tell you how to reverse it.
Pray for me Mary.
I just confessed that I hope they never find that missing plane.
Why? Are you bored?
I once said f u to GOD as a kid
I'm bored with that story and now I feel guilty for having those feelings.
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…
But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Basket, would you like to sit on my face?
Only if your tongue is moving rapidly
I spilled my seed. While watching two ladies have intercourse on my computer machine
20 Hail Marys pls
Mack, you must be shocked that someone finally said yes to this.
1000 cast buddy
That's all? Gee I got off easy! Next time it's girl on guy strap on porn for me!
Ohhh, uhh, Martin Sheen.
That's President Kennedy you idiot!
He claims it is like that of an epileptic eel
surprisingly enough, I've talked a couple of women into actually doing it.
some women aren't concerned that I look like quasimodo after a week long bender.