Catholic priest tells children about gay sex

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    Catholic priest tells children gay sex is 'like cramming a bagel into your ear'
    • 14:29, 14 August 2015
    • By Elle Griffiths
    Reverend John Riccardo told school children that gay sex was risky and dangerous and urged celibacy for Catholics with same-sex attraction

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    Bizarre: Reverend John Riccardo made the comparison at an event in Michigan
    A Catholic priest has sparked outrage by bizarrely comparing gay sex to a bagel in the ear.

    Reverend John Riccardo was speaking at a conference called 'Welcoming and Accompanying Our Brothers and Sisters with Same-Sex Attraction' in Michigan.

    The gathering aimed to promote celibacy amongst Catholics with same sex-sex attraction.

    The cleric told the attendees how he often explains gay sex to junior high students, the Advocate reports.

    He said he tells them: "What if I just rip open a bagel, I take it, and I cram it in my ear. What would you say?”



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    Metaphor: The Catholic priest was trying to discourage Catholics with same-sex attraction from having sex
    He added that when they respond “That doesn’t go there,” he says, “Exactly" and that doing so “will ruin your ear canal.”

    But despite his views, he insisted that God and the church do not hate gay people.

    Detroit Archbishop Allen Vigneron, who delivered the closing Mass for the conference said “It’s not being a bigot” to take a stand against same-sex relations.



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    LGBT: Gay Catholic groups were not happy with the controversial conference
    He praised those who are helping gays and lesbians “grow in chaste continence ... share in the chastity of Jesus Christ.”

    But the conference did not go down well with some Catholics including the group 'Fortunate Families'-a Detroit based organisation that represents LGBT Catholics and their family members.

    Member Tom Nelson said from a protest outside the controversial event: “It’s medieval times all over again. ... If God created people gay, then gay sex seems to be a natural thing.”
     
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    I've threatened to earfuck a few unruly whoas...
     
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    I assumed gay sex was like taking a dick in your asshole.
     
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    And then he raped the young boys.
     
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    No such thing as male celibacy. Men are controlled by their dicks not the other way around.
     
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    How do you shove a bagel in your ear?:confused:
     
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    Catholics blaming Jews again
     
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    Plenty of Astroglide, naturally
     
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    It's similar.
     
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    You just kind of ram it in there with another guy's cock.
     
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    Bagel forehead, sure . but the ear no way..:no:

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    I'm outraged that "has sparked outrage" appears in a lot articles
     
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    Meanwhile they love little kids and they have the balls to say shit about the gays. Fuck them.
     
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    What the? .... :spit:
     
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    I'm sure that one day another priest will demonstrate gay sex to the same kids.