WTF Caught someone at work drinking

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    was walking into the office today, and as I was walking from the garage to the office, I turned the corner and saw one of my coworkers chugging a nip at one of the tables inside. When I went in, he had moved (obviously saw me coming) and failed to pick up all of his nips... Being Saturday, I clearly took him by surprise. I wasn't supposed to be there, but decided to check in on something for Monday.

    Anyway, he begged me not to tell anyone. As I was working, I heard him coming up to me quickly and when I turned around, he was about 15 feet away, clearly taken aback and holding something behind his back.. He slink away walking backwards, hiding whatever he had there.

    I told him I had to hit the head, left my computer on and my backpack at my desk.. I just went past the bathroom and to my car and went home...

    Not sure what to do. He's been calling my cell non stop and texting me that he wanted to drop my bag off if I'd just tell him where I lived...

    So now I'm sitting at my house with a police car outside. There's no cop in it, but they dropped off a cruiser as a deterrent and gave me this cool radio thing that will instantly get in touch with them... Pretty cool actually....

    Not sure what to do at work. Ordinarily I'd just report this, but he's managing a key project of ours that, if it fails, I get royally fucked....

    Ugh
     
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    Does his job involve thinking?
     
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    He obviously has a problem. In MA, even if you get "caught" you cant be fired without being allowed to get treatment first. Dude may need a wakeup call
     
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  5. Dramos

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    Snitches get stitches
     
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    He's a PM, so the answer is no.
     
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    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    If I was his superior id say something, if i was just a coworker I wouldnt.
     
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    Nobody likes a snitch.

    Does the guy do his job? Have you ever noticed a problem with him before.

    Wtf, you have a police car outside your house now?
     
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    I've downed some brews and even smoked a little ganja at work before. Only a few times and it was late at night and after my work was done. This was a long time ago. I wouldn't sweat it...
     
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    You swear like you caught him smoking crack or sucking dick for blow. It's just drinking
     
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    Unless he's doing a job that would endanger the public this thread is that shit I don't like. If you're his supervisor talk to him...otherwise

     
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    As a Pm don't you work off a secure network? How responsible was it for you to leave your laptop and bag behind.

    Im in Project management also and one of my jobs involves construction at the NSA they would flip the fuck out if I did that. They have very strict rules about walking away from your computer, and even need an escort to go to the bathroom.
     
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    It's a Saturday, give him a break. And you have a police cruiser at your house? You seem like a huge puss.
     
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    I am drunk all winter.
     
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    So what .... :ucoffee:
     
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    Sounds to me like the drunk did you a solid and picked your shit up for ya.

    Are you fucking kidding me you called the cops to have a cruiser dropped off... :backlol2:
     
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    Wait... The cops are protecting his house?
     
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    If you are not their boss, wtf would you care about if someone was drinking at work esp on a saturday? And wtf did you call to have the cops sitting outside your house?
     
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    Exactly. I didn't read the whole thing and now asking the same thing
     
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