Cauliflower Crust Pizza **With Pics**

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  1. O Face

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    I've been busy as hell lately. Soccer season has monopolized my evenings, so this cauliflower pizza thread has been sitting in imgur for maybe 2 weeks. Better late than never they say, so here goes.

    Pulverize the cauliflower florets in the cuisinart.

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    Steam the cauliflower and then squeeze out as much liquid as you can. I used a cheese cloth, which worked well. Problem is its hot as shit so you have to let it cool, which takes forever, or burn your hands like I do

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    Here's the consistency you're going for.

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    Add some shredded mozz, parm, salt and two beaten eggs. I also added some almond flour. 4 net carbs in 1/4 cup, which is how much I added to the crust mixture.

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    What fresh hell is this?
     
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    I have a pizza stone, so I covered it in parchment and pounded out the pizza skin as they say in the biz. Looks like a pizza crust doesn't it?

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    Nobody's ever gonna convince me that tastes like pizza. :no:

    It may taste okay, but it ain't pizza...
     
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    Bake at 400 for 20 minutes

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    No one says it taste like pizza crust and it doesn't. But it's a fair substitute and tastes good in its own right
     
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    I used jar bought low carb red sauce. Spread it on the pie.

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    Take it easy, brah. It's just the internet :D
     
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    I had Rao's sauce with some turkey meatballs for dinner tonight. :up:
     
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    I like some fresh garlic on my pie, and then shredded mozz.

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    We did half and half. One half pepperoni sausage. Half spinach, sundries tomato, onion and feta. I put some fresh jalapeƱos on the meat side but left some without because that's too spice for my wife.

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    I'm liking where this is going.
     
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    :happyno:
     
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    looks like a cornbread tortilla :ucoffee:
     
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    Bake another 10-15 minutes. Oh yeah I put sausage on the Greek side too

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    I'm not a big fan of this @O Face but keep making food threads, we don't have enough of these as of late.
     
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