Sports CC Sabathia checks into rehab.

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  1. Snort

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    Wont be available for Yankees playoff run.
     
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    Food rehab?

    he's a big boy...
     
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    DinnerSocks Well-Known Member

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    I'm not aware of a rehab that treats addiction to copious amounts of Captain Crunch.
     
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    Right when they need the fat fuck the most. Wonder if the team can dock salary for this kind of shenanigans.
     
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    odd timing for sure
     
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    great time for it, couldn't have waited a few more weeks? must be a major story coming out behind this, like he fucked some whore or kicked his wife's ass!
     
  7. Snort

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    Exactly. I cant see him deciding to do this a few days before the playoffs. Something is definitely up, besides his blood pressure.
     
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    such a creative way to avoid choking and embarrassing himself horribly in the playoffs




    note: to be fair, they are going to lose tomorrow anyway. still nice to see sabathia cares so much about the team he couldn't wait 36 hours to announce this.


    note #2: wonder if he's about to get the hammer dropped on him for raping a bitch or getting into a drunken car accident or something
     
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    I'm shocked, he was the picture of health.
     
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    Quitting on the team and alcohol
     
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    That is good. He wouldn't have gotten a start and he's no reliever.
     
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    I'll guess he roughed up his wife. Hope he was smart enough to hit her w/ his right hand.
     
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    Gee, that's a shame.




    FUCK THE YANKEES.
     
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    Jesus.... I'm not in great shape myself. ...but if a sports team was paying me millions...I'd make sure to at least look the part.
     
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    Rehab?

    For Dunkin' Donuts?
     
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    he got into some dustup in the middle of the night at some club up in Toronto I remember
    maybe the story was a little more of a thing than I thought--and it's forced this issue
     
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    Bartolo Colon > CC Sabathia

    Our fat boy is better than your fat boy

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    CC used to drive to Delaware for booze.
     
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    glad you're enjoying our sloppy 2nds

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