Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Snort, Oct 5, 2015.
Wont be available for Yankees playoff run.
he's a big boy...
I'm not aware of a rehab that treats addiction to copious amounts of Captain Crunch.
Right when they need the fat fuck the most. Wonder if the team can dock salary for this kind of shenanigans.
odd timing for sure
great time for it, couldn't have waited a few more weeks? must be a major story coming out behind this, like he fucked some whore or kicked his wife's ass!
Exactly. I cant see him deciding to do this a few days before the playoffs. Something is definitely up, besides his blood pressure.
such a creative way to avoid choking and embarrassing himself horribly in the playoffs
note: to be fair, they are going to lose tomorrow anyway. still nice to see sabathia cares so much about the team he couldn't wait 36 hours to announce this.
note #2: wonder if he's about to get the hammer dropped on him for raping a bitch or getting into a drunken car accident or something
I'm shocked, he was the picture of health.
Quitting on the team and alcohol
That is good. He wouldn't have gotten a start and he's no reliever.
I'll guess he roughed up his wife. Hope he was smart enough to hit her w/ his right hand.
Gee, that's a shame.
FUCK THE YANKEES.
Jesus.... I'm not in great shape myself. ...but if a sports team was paying me millions...I'd make sure to at least look the part.
For Dunkin' Donuts?
he got into some dustup in the middle of the night at some club up in Toronto I remember
maybe the story was a little more of a thing than I thought--and it's forced this issue
Bartolo Colon > CC Sabathia
Our fat boy is better than your fat boy
CC used to drive to Delaware for booze.
glad you're enjoying our sloppy 2nds