Celebrating the LORD!!!

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  1. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    What's more fucked up? Celebrating the exodus of Jews from Egypt after several "mysterious supernatural plagues.." or celebrating a guy coming back from the dead 3 days after he was crucified... (with chocolate eggs and lil' bunny rabbits!)

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    the former shadows the latter
     
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    Hail Satan full of grace :coffee:
     
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    [video=youtube_share;Jo4XXm8OUP4]http://youtu.be/Jo4XXm8OUP4[/video]
     
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    And ye shall be hated of all man for my name's sake:
    but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. - Matthew 10:22

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    did that St. Jimmy asshole ever show his face again?
     
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  8. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    OP is going to hell
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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  10. Nurse Remulak

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    Translation.. "You can rape my virgin daughters but leave these angels alone."

    There is none. So I won't be going. :D
     
  11. GHP

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    You understand Judeo-Christianity almost as well as Bro :jj:
     
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    Translation: "Lot fucked his own daughters..."

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  13. zhukov

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    Benjamin 2:12-15 "The Jews are the chosen people. They shall wander from the desert to New York City and slay the gentiles with usurious interest rates."
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Watch out, GHP, your mind might be changed about this "higher power" belief via message board stranger. :chair:
     
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    He chooses the safe religion to hate :hhh:
     
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    Lot's daughters getting him drunk and having his babies leads to the birth of a wicked race of people.....not everything in the bible is affirmed in the bible....
     
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    Jesus is all "Why you mad???". :hhh:
     
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    :D

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  20. banksy

    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    Do

    that creepy voodoo

    that you do