Celebrity Beach Bowl

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Feb 1, 2014.

  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I thought it would suck but the announcers are rippping on artie bad. it's pretty hilarious. i'm pretty sure audience reruns this shit for the next month all day pretty much so everyone w/ directv should try to record it

    "artie lange looks winded already"

    "looks like he's down about two pounds from last year"

    "i'm pretty sure artie lange is on a play count"

    "he's getting ready to tap out"

    "I think artie lange might be having a wardrobe malfunction"
     
  2. Gogol Boobdello

    Gogol Boobdello Well-Known Member

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    Lol

    I'm not home, but I did dvr it. Can't wait to watch it on Monday
     
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    Sounds like Whitney Cummings wrote those.
     
  4. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I think the main parts with Artie are toward the beginning of the game, starting on the second or third drive

    I'm not sure if he comes back in to the game; I stopped watching at halftime when Andrew Zimmern was hosting some kind of eating contest


    Dan Patrick and Darryl Johnston were pretty relentless going after him
     
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    You missed the comment where they said that all the weight Tom Arnold lost, Artie put on.

    It was only all those comments in the span of 2 or 3 minutes. Not THAT bad; Moose and DP know Artie can take it. They did that last year as well. But yeah, Artie looked horrible and his shorts kept falling off (the aforementioned wardrobe malfunction). Artie did come back in briefly, but didn't do much. Sadly, he didn't get to call Ireland Baldwin a rude, selfish little pig.
    Ritchie's fatness also revealed itself when he was running up and down the sand in a loose hoodie. He has a couple of love handles.

    It should be replaying tomorrow during the Super Bowl. They did that last year. And yeah, for the next month, it will probably be played at least once a week.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    If I had been there in person, I would have found that douche bag PA announcer and ripped out his vocal cords.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Keep bringing on the negs you goddamn losers. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! You keep proving my point!!!!!
     
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    i'm watching now.
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    Artie's Richard Sherman impression with the stunning sideline reporter was funny.

    Serena Williams as QB :facepalm:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Artie unable to stand up from his knees was pretty sad
     
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    Then 2 other people after that tried to do the same thing and it was horrible.

    I guess it's not only me that finds you annoying.
     
  11. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    I might find you annoying if I gave a fuck about you.
     
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    Serena probably would have been better than Peyton on Sunday.

    God I remember that. The only thing Art was barely able to do was play stationary QB. I don't know why they haven't let him do it for the past 2 years.
     
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    Get it while it's hot and before it gets taken down

    [video=youtube;4kxcxRi4gNE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kxcxRi4gNE[/video]
     
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    I don't have to give a fuck about someone to find them annoying.
     
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    I think Artie was looking for Jon to help him back up but he was oblivious as usual.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    I'm not going anywhere so fucking deal with it dipshit.
     
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    charming....this side of you is charming.
     
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    Thanks for the link. Wish there was more Artie....but....still enjoyed it.
     
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    The beach bowl became unwatchable after about 15 minutes. Plus the DirecTV camera work was quite atrocious.