Celebrity Sperm!!!

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    I wonder if it tastes better than regular sperm.....

    Give your baby the X-Y factor!

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  2. bigbump

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    This can't be for real.
     
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    I am speechless, therefore I have no idea why Im posting.
    BRB, when I can wrap my brain around this.
     
  5. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Why would someone become a Fame Daddy donor?
    Our donors often express the desire to help those who are unable to have children of their own. They may have family or friends who have been unable to conceive and are looking for a way to make a difference, to give something back to their fans.:giggle:
     
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    Oh yeah... Droppin' famous loads! :c
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    My luck, I'd ask for Ryan Reynolds [​IMG] and end up with Al Reynolds.[​IMG]
     
  10. Splash

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    In case you chicks didn't know it, i'm kind of a a celebrity around here
     
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    You'd have a gay baby with a nice tan.
     
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  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...tom cruise gooz brucejuice justins jolt
     
  14. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Yes, Splash. I'm sure you would make very pretty babies.
     
  15. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    That would be my luck too..
     
  16. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Hi HD! :hug:

    Hmm. I wonder what the return policy is?
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Hi Nibbler!!! :hug:

    I bet they would have no return/exchange policy..
     
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    ...are these being sold for taste comparisons or are they suppose to make you pregnant?
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    :nooo:
     
  20. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Don't laugh - they have it all figured out:
    What happens if my treatment is cancelled?
    Unfortunately, on rare occasions, treatments have been cancelled due to negative response at the fertilisation stage. When this occurs, you will receive a full refund. When you are completely happy to resume treatment, select your Fame Daddy donor and order your sperm again. A storage fee may become applicable if the sperm is placed in extended storage.

    Availability of the same sperm donor is dependent on the number of samples that remain in stock. If, unfortunately, this is the case please browse through our donor profiles to find the next best possible match.

    I love this one:
    Is there a "use by date" time limit?:backlol:
    Your donor sperm will be reserved for you for up to six weeks, so we advise that you schedule your treatment prior to placing an order with us.