Celine Dion Puts Florida Home On The Market For $72.5 Million

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  1. BrerJimmy

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    ohh the one with all the waterslides
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    Wiggy should buy it as a place to store Beff's handbags.
     
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    Is this for adults or children?

    One more thing- a tennis court with no fence? wtf, the balls go flying off the court by 100 feet every fucking time
     
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    Not to mention the tennis court also doubles up as an (incorrectly sized) b-ball court. Talk about a half-assed job!
     
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    Just use a new ball on every point. Have "the person who helps out with tennis balls" fetch the others later.
     
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    Why do these asshole celebs buy these massive mansions? What's the point? The upkeep alone must be millions a year. :facepalm:
     
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    It takes a lot of money to look that cheap.
     
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    thought tiger owned all of jupiter
     
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    Man I would love to take a shit in that pool.
     
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    Do you really have to put a 72.5M property 'on the market'?

    Why not just send the listing to the 100 people who can afford it?
     
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    wow...but worth 72 fckn mil??
     
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    if they even use it at all
     
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    Wealth displays tied to self-esteem issues. Secondary use is as investments (often losers) to store some wealth as a form of diversification from assets within the financial system (cash, bonds, stocks, deposits, etc) that can periodically crash and could suffer 100% losses should there be a breakdown of the system. Farmland would be a better choice (low upkeep and taxes, can be leased while you wait, currently rising prices), but nobody is going to come photograph your farmland and put it on a magazine cover.
     
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    To think, when Celine was born they had to put all the babies (9?) in drawers to sleep they were so poor. I actually pulled up to a red light next to her and had a brief chat with her, before she was really famous in montreal
     
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    i wonder if the extras(chimneys, fancy pools, tennis courts, bowling alleys, ect) are sold to dumb rich celebrities by savvy developers who tell them it will increase the value far more than the cost, &/or without it they wont ever get any high end buyers
     
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    There's always some wealthy douche-bag out there with his wallet in his teeth who can't wait to buy it. Think of all the Sports Franchise owners who constantly over pay free agents and get nothing in return. Look at Howard's contract for Christ's sake! Just because you've got money doesn't mean you're smart.
     
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    Probably has never been used so it's a non-issue.
     
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    How long before Beth starts begging Howard to buy this house for her parents so she can same money by not traveling to Pitts. for visits?