CEO of Youporn on this morning

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  1. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    So everyone's suspicions that Howard gets payed for promoting youporn and the edict to the staff to not mention other porn sites came to fruition this morning. The ceo of youporn called in during the first hour of the show to offer Howard a spot on the board of directors. He respectfully declined.

    This devolved into a trainwreck of rapid fire celebrity impersonators congratulating the King on the offer. Some were pretaped some were live call ins. Bill Clinton had to call back because he forgot to say one of his lines. Arnold, Bill Cosby and Dave Letterman called too. Howard seems obsessed with these impersonators, not fun or funny.

    The best part was the Daily news article screwed up the opening of the show. He was still ranting through out the entire youporn bit and he didn't get to break at 6:20am. They really stung Howard nicely and it lit a fire under the old mans ass.
     
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    None of those were live call-ins. They were all pre-taped.
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    Whatever it was, its was awful.
     
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    Pornhub is where it's at anyway.
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    Youporn used to be good but the last time I went to the mobile site it said I could only watch 3 more videos. So fuck them. They took down my go to Honey Wilder and Kay Parker videos also. I use TubeGalore, as recommended by Sal.
     
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    So stupid. So fake. So very bad.
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    Actually I think you're wrong. The Benji interviewing Howard segment on now and they have a Donald Sterling impersonator sitting in. He was in the back room calling in with a few different voices most likely in between the taped ones.
     
  8. SlinkyNeckStern

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    "I like to jerk off to youporn, Robin! When I jerkoff to youporn I cum very hard, Robin. My cock gets so hard when I watch the porn on youporn, Robin. The teenage fans I've picked up on AGT love to hear my stories about jerking off to youporn, Robin! Youporn.... Robin."
     
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    Oh god now the Donald Sterling guy has slipped into his Perez Hilton impersonation. I hope they don't pay these people.
     
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    oh wow .. i am shocked
     
  11. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    He sensors the word Retard but still talks about his vile and creepy masturbation habits. I'm not sure who the target audience is anymore.
     
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    I'm not really sure either dude. But I wouldn't be surprised that Howard feels this makes him relatable. He's a weirdo.
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    He has completely lost touch with his audience I guess. Caught between bowing to some twitter cunt that is offended by the word retard and relating to Joe Everyman. No old fan watches AGT either. Fucking thing sucks.
     
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    my kids love AGT and masturbation talk.

    Howard has dialed in his target audience
     
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    I usually use tubegalore

    and I will say that if you don't adjust the preferences-if you just let whatever comes up come up

    you will get a disturbing amount of trannys when searching babysitter porn
     
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    Fuck porn, I am all about cam girls these days!!
     
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    Sucker
     
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    pornhub is better
     
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    When will @Nemo address this?


    :munch:
     
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    They ONLY hire people that work for free(for the most part). Everyone on the current staff started as unpaid fans or interns. It's Wiggy's M.O.