So everyone's suspicions that Howard gets payed for promoting youporn and the edict to the staff to not mention other porn sites came to fruition this morning. The ceo of youporn called in during the first hour of the show to offer Howard a spot on the board of directors. He respectfully declined. This devolved into a trainwreck of rapid fire celebrity impersonators congratulating the King on the offer. Some were pretaped some were live call ins. Bill Clinton had to call back because he forgot to say one of his lines. Arnold, Bill Cosby and Dave Letterman called too. Howard seems obsessed with these impersonators, not fun or funny. The best part was the Daily news article screwed up the opening of the show. He was still ranting through out the entire youporn bit and he didn't get to break at 6:20am. They really stung Howard nicely and it lit a fire under the old mans ass.