Chance to have Beth come to your home.

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  1. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Howard just mentioned he and Beth are now fosters to 6 kittens.
    Howard said If you adopt one of them, Beth intends to go to each home and hand deliver the kitten to its new owner. Go to Howard's website for details.
     
  2. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't want either of them near my home, but I would take a kitten.....from my local shelter. Fuck them.
     
  3. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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  4. balloon knot

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    will she bring pilloes?
     
  5. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Does the home have to have a bowling alley and multiple chimneys?
     
  6. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if there will be a camera crew with her ... :bigthink
     
  7. HorsetoothBeth

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    Oh and he'll name the cat? That changes everything!


    Fuck, I hate them. They have enough money. They can keep the cats.
     
  8. tv910

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    Yep, she'll show up with a film crew and a personal photographer and arrange to have her photos plastered all over the media. Now she's using kittens to satisfy her insatiable need for attention. She can't do anything without milking it for publicity.
     
  9. peterfonda

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    Do you even have to ask? Camera crew, make-up squad, security, handlers, the works. And she won't even speak to you directly - she'll speak to the camera while handing you a kitten.
     
  10. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I'd set boobie traps!

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  11. username

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    Maybe Beth will modoe with the animos?

    Maybe some oil sheik miss Beth? (she really must have done a poor job at modoeing with the Arabs. No one of them wants to modoe with her again.)
     
  12. HorsetoothBeth

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    "Hi Beth. You're so beautiful. Thank you for coming to my home. You're an angel."

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  13. Thelma

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    **JUST IN FROM SAINT BETH**

    Beth Ostrosky ‏@BethStern
    Foster kitten breakdown: 3 male kittens/ 3 female. (Males- 2 orange & 1 tabby.) (Females- 2 tabby kittens & 1 white/tabby mix)

    5:39 AM - 19 Jun 13
     
  14. beetlejosh

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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Animoes & Parties! :yay:



    ...I miss Alison.

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    of course, dahling
     
  19. bznick

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    Insure the criteria that they live in the NY tristate area, gated communities only that have Hamptons ties.
     
  20. Lou Cypher

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    She'd better not rip their claws out like all of her other cats. :mad: