Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jul 9, 2013.
FINALLY a hurricane named after a black woman! they all should be anyway. all angry n' shyt.
headed straight for case de stern le florida!
We hired a bunch of black women at my office.
I swear to you, three of them got together on a conference call yesterday and the names were something like:
I don't know what their real names are as I've only been speaking English for 40 years and cannot translate.
What's with the effort to make up new names as though every ghetto child is a new galaxy?
And here's a little tip for upper management: never hire someone who has to "axe" a question about the financials. Your financials are SHIT if the people preparing them "axe" questions.
I remember those days.
There had to be a comma to the top in there somewhere.
I don't even want to axe about punctu...puktu....spellin'.
Two of the women are "performers" and need to be the center of attention all day long, so they're loud and outrageous. Yeah, that's what we were looking for in the corporate office, more of a Ricki Lake feel to things...
"Ummm...Chupacabra, do you have the month end for the Manufacturing Division?"
"Oh no you didn't! I ain't be about that shit!"
"Ok, Chewbaccatina, did you complete the asset analysis?"
"I were getting my nails done, and I was like, Oh snap. I didn't do that asset thang."
I'm a firm believer that when trying to register a kid's name, the parent should be required to orally spell it correctly three consecutive times. Upon failure, the child is automatically assigned a name selected from pre-approved pool of those which can be pronounced by an average elementary school teacher.
I'm pretty sure it would eliminate about 99% of this silliness.
"Breffast" drives me nuts
now i need to watch BAPS
Finally a reason to follow hurricane tracks since I left Florida 8 years ago. This would be priceless if his new digs were "remodowed" by a hurricane.