Charlie Sheen vs the Teen Mom : "desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua" - OUCH

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  1. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    Charlie Sheen is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

    And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:


    "hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

    I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.


    your daughter must be so proud.

    please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

    oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

    bye!
    cs."


    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/06/14/charlie-sheen-farrah-abraham-douche-agua/#ixzz2WCHUwAUv
     
  2. Spoons

    Spoons Active Member VIP

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    Would have been a tad bit funnier had he signed it "Carlos Irwin Estévez"
     
  3. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Epic dismissal of that stank bitch by Mr. Sheen! Goo for you! :golfclap:
     
  4. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    "tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow"

    Also could be used for someone else we know and *love*
     
  5. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Gotta love Charlie Sheen. :hhh:
     
  6. bucketbuddy

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    hahaha!!!
     
  7. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Still. :hhh:
     
  8. isabella

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    good for charlie!!! someone had to tell the truth about this skank. she has a daughter, what an example to set for her.
     
  9. Chimney Portions

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    Ha! Good for Charlie. I heard that chick on O&A and I almost turned off my radio. If America makes her the next Kim Kardashian, I'm moving to Mongolia.
     
  10. Joe Bauers

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    She's an ugly Skank, with horrible bolt on's . America needs to quit congratulating people for bad behavior.

    NSFW I warned you.

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  11. Murphy

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    Charlie says what we all want to sometimes.

    :salute:
     
  12. Rob0729

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    What Farrah doesn't get is that Charlie is a true romantic at heart. All Charlie wanted was an intimate get together with her, three of her friends, a couple of hookers, and a few porn stars thrown in. All he wanted to do is cuddle with her after hours of doing lines of coke off her back while he is giving it to her up the shitpipe. But Farrah had to ruin it by taking something that would have been tender and romantic and cheapen it by making it public.
     
  13. Mr Vengeance

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    Talk about anger management.
     
  14. Joe Bauers

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    :hhh:
     
  15. Chuck Kongo

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    She's a dumb fucking rat whore but the sooner Carlos is found dead of an overdose in a motel room the better.

    He hasn't done anything worth the slightest shit since Platoon about a hundred years ago.

    The fact that he's a "big star" doesn't say anything good about the "culture" either.

    Go look in the mirror (and not just to chop your cocaine) Carlos.....
     
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    I don't want to ruin the party, but lest we forget, Good ol' Charlie shot Kelly Preston, dated then beat said porn star, frequented hookers supplied by Heidi Fleiss, then ratted her out in court, like a pussy.
    What do they say about snitches?
    All while having a teen daughter .

    Water seeks its own level.
     
  17. hey later

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    with the caliber of women Sheen can get, he totally embarrassed himself by agreeing to hook up with this chick. What did he expect would happen? She's an attention whore.
     
  18. Nick Manning

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    :jj::thumbup2:
     
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    :wub: aahh.. they are flirting!
     
  20. chapped

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    What is he saying Robin?