Chaz Bono Saving up for a penis

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  1. dawg

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    “Dancing with the Stars†favorite Chaz Bono is saving his pennies to purchase a penis.
    The only child of Sonny and Cher — who has already had gender-reassignment surgery — plans on adding the equipment as soon as his budget allows it.
    “[Bono] is pretty sure that within a short while, he will finally be able to afford to get himself a penis,†says a new Rolling Stone profile.
    Bono, born Chastity, is already receiving testosterone injections and had his breasts surgically removed after his 40th birthday.
    After winning public support on the dancing show, the 42-year-old has been “busily saving money†for the organ, the magazine reported.

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    I just don't think this is gonna end well...
     
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    We need Mario in here for the opinion from the other team.
     
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    its so gross
     
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    Circus Freak.
     
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    If it was that easy men would be doing it.
     
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    I'm saving up for a penis too.
     
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    Does this mean that machine ziet will want to fuck Chaz?
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    give him howard's dick and balls, he hasn't used em in years.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    what's the point -- she's never going to be able to see it anyway over that gut
     
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    what's a good cock run these days? does an 8" cock cost more than 6"? do the thicknesses range from "pencil" to "beer can"? ooh ooh! schmoopy wants to know if he can get on a 36 month cock lease with little to no money down? :D
     
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    it depends on how much gristle there is
     
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    I'm gonna vomit. srs. :facepalm:
     
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    They can put a dick on this freak show but yet I walk around still with a small cawk.:cuss:
     
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    I'm not gonna lie, I've never met a transgendered person in my entire life. I've met and done business with a lot of transvestites, but that's about it.

    IMO from his/her Howard Stern interview, Chaz seems very depressed, immature, and emotionally damaged. The transformation may be an area of regret for Chaz in the future. Chaz has a lot of white people problems, but I hope that this will help and not harm in the long run.