Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pickle Jar, Nov 22, 2015.
I do, but it'll cost you a nickel
Yeah one guy, a goy surprisingly did the following
1)stole hundreds ketchup packs from mcds and mustard packs from 711 and would spend a whole night painstakingly emptying them out to refill his ketchup and mustard bottle
2)he would go to the area funeral homes night before xmas or Valentines Day and steal flowers out of the trash (bc they toss them immediately after the funeral) remove the "dearly departed" sign and give them to his mom and my grandparents as gifts
3)he would carry around Styrofoam coffee cups in his van for MONTHS from 711 and every fast food joint until they became fetted and revolting bc most places will give you a free refill on coffee if you have the cup he bought a new cup once every few months
4) he had a shower head that broke after a few years he painstakingly cleaned it with a toothbrush and then bought a new one and returned the old one in its box. This is like a $20 item.
5) he would buy xmas lights and cut a hole in the box with an xacto knife to get the plug out and just stick the box in his window and plug them in , then tape up the hole and return after xmas.
I used to work with a woman who would rinse out her plastic sandwich baggies to re-use them.
My parents wash and re-use plastic cutlery.
my dad is pretty cheap too he steals bottled water from the store on the bottom of the cart and if he gets called on it he fakes being senile
he also calls the customer service line for everything he buys and complains to get coupons and then xerox it hundreds of times. He got one for snickers once we ate them free for years after
Since I'm a Black man married to a hot ass big butt white woman.... fuck yeah! Fuck them, they come to my house, eat all my food, dirty the place up, leave in a god damn hurry. Where do I start!!
Uncle goes to Florida for 3 weeks in January. Has his refrigerator unplugged to save approximately $7.00. Retired teacher with huge pension.
So, not a goy this one.
My half brother who we all support (my mom pays for private school for his kid, I run the family business which supports him, endless presents for birthdays Christmas, etc). When we had a cousin in town he wanted gas money and additional funds for the use of his car to drive the guy 20 min to the airport. I am now one comment away for smashing his head into the wall. Should be a fun holidays.
Was his last name Gottfried?
no he was irish
Caller said he once saw Gilbert departing a plane and stuffing maple syrup packets into his pockets. Gilbert laughed, and didn't deny it.
Wow , these are some stories .
That's some real dedication to being cheap!
The floor of my Grandfather's Pontiac rotted through. He flattened a bunch of beer cans and fashioned them into two panels and somehow secured one each to the bottom and top of the hole with a gasket of unknown material in between. It actually worked pretty well.
Gilbert's collection of hotel shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, soap, etc..
“The first thing I do when I go into a hotel room is steal the soap and toothpaste,” said Mr. Gottfried, who’s clearly been at it for years. “But I don’t take towels.”
The ketchup & mustard cheapness is funny but the funeral home story takes the fucking cake. Wow.
my dad decided one year to skip the middle man and take us out to cut a fresh Christmas tree. great, until he stopped on the side of the interstate where a little stand of cedars was growing and made us help him cut one down. my mother gave him such a earful, he never even said the word "Christmas tree" again (& it wasn't a money issue)