Cheap toilet paper

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  1. gwartney

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    That cheap toilet paper like they provide in hotels doesn't do the job like the softer stuff you get at home. It's too rough to get into some of the finer cracks and crevices.

    I'm kind of surprised that all hotels don't smell like ass. Can you imagine 300 people staying in a hotel all having unclean asses? I wipe and I wipe until my ass is sore but it's like someone put one of those endless rubber stamps down there with brown ink.
     
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    Don't go camping and rely on 7-11 toilet paper. :grad:
     
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    You suppose to grab a big wad of free napkins.
     
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    You'z got smartz. :grad: Free and more effective than 7-11 TP.
     
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    This guy gets it
     
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    I bet it's softer too.
     
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    its the mark of adulthood: you recognize the value of 4-ply and don't mind the added costs.
     
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    Don't rely on 7-11 for anything except Coke Slurpees and Swedish Fish.
     
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    They have quality pizza @Ryan Lever
     
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    I was in Walgreens on Sunday and some guy was buying a single roll of toilet paper. I kind of felt sorry for him. Like I should have bought him a 6 pack of charmin.
     
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    I like the bagged chocolate doughnuts at 7-11. :pig:
     
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    I'm always tempted by those hot dogs under the lights rolling around on those metal rollers.
     
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    My father buys one roll at a time.

    Because he's an imbecile.
     
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    do it
     
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    We have to rent a uhaul when my wife buys toilet paper at Costco.
     
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    Dude, those are good. Nothing wrong with that. Get the big fat ones too. :pig:
     
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    Flushable Wet Wipes. :grad:
     
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    i found that Amazon will deliver at no extra cost and will ship in bulk.