Cheat?

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Many of you know I have a cunt for a GF. I shipped her ass to Puerto Rico last week to visit her dying father. She'll be there for a couple more weeks.
    In the meantime...
    I've connected with an old colleague who was always 'curious' and 'shocked' that I was a lesbian. Very cute...with lots and lots of questions...and constantly insisting I was too 'hot' to be gay.
    She's invited me to a masquerade party next weekend as her 'date'...even though she's married to a guy. He doesn't doesn't care if I go with her.
    She told me flat out, "We can go to your place after and maybe get 'naughty'."
    I usually steer clear of straight girls, but this woman is a good friend, and absolutely stunning. I figure...hey, she's hitched, my GF is a cunt, what harm could come of this?
    I'm thinking...maybe this will even make breaking up with Cunt Face easier.
    Should I?
     
  2. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    I smell disaster.

    But it will make for a great post in May 2015. So go for it!
     
  3. Nick Mondo

    Nick Mondo VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes, and record it and post it here for good measure.
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Tempting, but I think you know deep down that if she enjoys getting "naughty" with you, she's going to come back for more with her hubby in tow either expecting him to join in or at least watch as a way for her to clear her conscience. If you don't mind a man or an audience, what the hell, go for it!
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    detailed report afterwards please.
     
  6. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    Your poor cunty GF is in enough pain right now. I say go to the party but don't cheat. Take the high road... you will feel so much better in the end about yourself.






    edit; or just break up with the bitch beforehand and have guiltfree fun!
     
  7. Quality Control

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    I think it's unnecessary potential drama waiting to happen. There's potential drama between you and your girlfriend, between you and your colleague, between your colleague and her husband, between your colleague's husband and you(if he wants to get in the mix and you're not down with that). Do you need or want all that potential, long term BS in your life for one night with a sidepiece?
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    Have fun and just know what you might be getting into with an exit strategy.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    your girlfriend will suffer a great loss.
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    That's tough, GatGirl. Could be completely delicious. But the potential complications and drama are many.

    Still, it Sounds like an entry in the 2015 version of this:

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    Thank you, @Jayla, for the reps! I tried to give you reps in return but I have to give them out to 20 other people first. What kind of stank rule is that?

    Thank you, @Deee, for the reps! :-D
     
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    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Im afraid of Puerto Rican woman - they sure are feisty!
     
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    Scarlett Ohara VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why are you staying with the gf????? You seem to have a lot going on and could find someone that you are really happy with.
     
  14. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Hm. This is a good point.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    We're in different rooms. She's in Puerto Rico for the next month and we're 'figuring' out what to do.
    So, I'm thinking I've finally got my out. Not having her in the house has been fucking amazing.
    No fighting, no stress, I come and go with impunity.
    So...I'm feeling like i"ve finally reached the end with her.
     
  16. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    If you're absolutely positive you're done with the girlfriend. You're friend might be trying to get you ready for a threesome. Would you be opposed to a little dick in your relationship?
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I think 'terrifying' is the word you're looking for.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I got ninja'd. Sorry.
     
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    Scarlett Ohara VIP Extreme Gold

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    Good for you. It's nice to actually enjoy being at home :)
     
  20. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    No.

    Break up with cunty when she gets back, then hit the curious hotty.

    Do you really want to scorn a Puerto Rican woman? Things could get stabby. :eek: