Check out my emergency food supply!!!

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  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Came home and found 20 elk in my back pasture today- 1 bull, and 19 pregnant cows. If the shit hits the fan, I'll be eating good!

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    If the shit hits the fan they aren't hanging around.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    How come your knife doesn't have a handle?
     
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  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    That's why you need to be quick with a rifle. :grad:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I will live on lobsters, clams, fish and turkeys.
     
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    All the wolves the bleeding heart faggots reintroduced in Idaho are pushing them west.
     
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    Our elk and moose populations are taking a beating.
     
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    I'm ordering eggplant parm tomorrow night. All I got are squirrels and it's too cold for fishing.
     
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    When you spook the dumb cocksuckers they'll circle back to look at you. They're the Ryan Levers of the ungulate world.

    The exception being the bulls. The older they get the more skittish they are.
     
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    Where are you?
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    About 35 miles southeast of Portland, Or. (the toolies).
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    :up:
     
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    Mmmmm elk veal.
     
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    Wow, that's really cool.
     
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    what kind of faggot has a pasture