Check out my Faggit Knife

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  1. Bro

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    WTF is wrong with you?
     
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    That is a most certainly a faggot knife.
     
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    You must be getting skinny as fuck from eating nothing but vegetables.
     
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    Does it cut thru skin and bone? :umunch:
     
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    EJ has a fantastic knife from the Roman Theodosian Dynasty. It was used in the first ever preparation of a Caesar salad :pie:
     
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  10. Bro

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    I'm better than all of you.
     
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    Oh yeah? Well you have sausage fingers. :fil:
     
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    :pie::pie:
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I tried the kale salad at chick fil a. I go, "Can I get the kale broccoli salad?" They said "What?" It's called the Superfood Side on the menu board and the girl didn't know what I was asking for until I said "Superfood Side." That is a dumb name for a salad.
     
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    My finger are long and spindly. like spider legs. the camera adds 10 pounds
     
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    Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum
     
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    My knife is better than yours.
     
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    Hence I eat better than you.