Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Mar 2, 2016.
WTF is wrong with you?
That is a most certainly a faggot knife.
You must be getting skinny as fuck from eating nothing but vegetables.
Does it cut thru skin and bone?
EJ has a fantastic knife from the Roman Theodosian Dynasty. It was used in the first ever preparation of a Caesar salad
I'm better than all of you.
Oh yeah? Well you have sausage fingers.
I tried the kale salad at chick fil a. I go, "Can I get the kale broccoli salad?" They said "What?" It's called the Superfood Side on the menu board and the girl didn't know what I was asking for until I said "Superfood Side." That is a dumb name for a salad.
My finger are long and spindly. like spider legs. the camera adds 10 pounds
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum
My knife is better than yours.
Hence I eat better than you.