Check Out My Yacht...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DryOatmeal, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    Toto wut.jpg
     
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    does gilligan get a spanking soon?
     
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    has he been a naughty little boy?
     
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    ok now ya getting creepy :jj:
     
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    i make them say "yes daddy" or "no daddy" as well

    if they do not, they know better
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you've never don the skipper and lil buddy thing?
     
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    when i was 12 i did that with my friends
     
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    How often do you swab the poop deck?
     
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    What about Mr. Howell? He's kind of an elderly chap
     
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  11. DryOatmeal

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    i was more into the professor
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Dry what's your opinion of Milo Yiannopoulos?

    Could you get past his politics and give his hairless pale bottom a good beating with a bull whip or paddle?

    Milo_LA-1.png
     
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    Streaming Sirius through the internet and computer sounds better than with the portable decoders I have.
     
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    never heard of him her it

    i like real men period

    pull whip would fall into bondage, i'm into spanking
     
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    Would you chase him around the island wih a paddle?
     
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    Streaming Sirius through the internet and a computer sounds much better than the XM radio that came with my car

    like a hundred times better

    unbelievable they are trying to pass that shit off as music
     
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    we would need a time machine first

    plus i never chase anyone. i let them run till they come back for what they want then i get what i want first
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Have you ever used nipple clamps on any of your twinks?
     
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    Jamegumb wants to volunteer
     
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