Check out the poem I wrote this morning. Its called "Breathe"

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Its my first attempt at poetry.... enjoy



    Breath deep,
    The gathering gloom
    Watch lights fade
    From every room
    Bedsitter people
    Look back and lament
    Another day's useless
    Energy spent

    Impassioned lovers
    Wrestle as one
    Lonely man cries for love
    And has none
    New mother picks up
    And sticks her tit in her sons mouth
    Senior citizens
    Wish they were young

    Cold hearted orb
    That rules the night
    Removes the colours
    From our sight
    Red is gray and
    Yellow white
    But we decide
    Which is right
    And ......Which is an Illusion
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Fag
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    watch it, broom-hilda...
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    the first word of the poem is misspelled :facepalm:
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    fucking ponderous, man
     
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    take a deap breathe and try again
     
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    boon
     
  9. Phan Neepack

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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    My art, my spelling. Stop being a jealous hater
     
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    Moody Blues song.
     
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    every breathe you make I'll be watching you
     
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    I've alerted the International Plagiarism Committee
     
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    [video=youtube;fMqE6hZdH24]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMqE6hZdH24[/video]

    The second part
     
  16. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I've alerted the International Witchiepoo Witches Union. They're none to happy with their look being plagiarized :(



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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    You just made that up. How dare you try to besmirch my good name
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are purple
    Breathing is easy.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    My cousin Eugene that has Emphysema doesn't think so
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I liked the part about the tit. I got a little chubbed up when I read it.