Check out this commercial

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  1. Stan Beeman

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  2. Nibbler

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    Oh dear. This is so sad.
    Not one person responded.
    Well, I will. A mercy post, if you will.
    Here goes.
    Farts are always funny, but in this case, :nojj:
     
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  3. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    I laughed out loud at this one

    Thanks Nibbs
     
  4. ice cream

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    nerds trying to be funny and it failed
     
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    It scientifically inaccurate.
     
  6. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    It would have been funny if the fart was used as a means of propulsion to get away from the monster
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You wouldn't hear any of that on the Moon.
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    sup traw
     
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    booger shit the bed on this one.
     
  10. Chwizas Girl

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    Jiblets say we never went to moon, so that commercial is fake!
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Mike is the Swiss Cheese Pervert!

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  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    the fuck?
     
  13. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Mike has a baby dick
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    its small but I wouldn't say it was a baby dick
     
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    An infamous flasher, dubbed the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" by a community group, pleaded guilty to indecent exposure and harassment charges for flashing several women while holding slices of cheese.
    Investigators say a man with an odd cheese fetish is prowling local communities and asking women for sexual favors. NBC10's Keith Jones spoke with an alleged victim who shared video of the man.

    (Published Monday, Jan 13, 2014)

    Christopher Pagano, 42, entered his guilty plea before a Philadelphia municipal court judge on Thursday. He was sentenced to eight years probation.

    Pagano must also undergo sex offender counseling for the January incidents.

    He would drive up to the victims and ask if they'd like to be paid to watch him rub the cheese on his genitals, according to authorities. He would then place the cheese on his exposed crotch. One of his victims recorded video of an incident along Henry Avenue in the East Falls section of the city. Another victim, in Mayfair, snapped a photo of her interaction.

    The Norristown, Pa. man was arrested in January for the Philadelphia flashings. He was also charged for a separate incident in Montgomery County.

    Pagano had faced charges of Stalking, Indecent Exposure, Harassment and Open Lewdness, but pled to only two of the charges as part of a deal with the Philadelphia District Attorney's Office.

    "We are happy with the outcome of the case," said Mark Hauser, Pagano's attorney.

    Read more: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news...ert-Due-in-Court-263801061.html#ixzz3Jw1FcILe
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    im 35
     
  17. Stan Beeman

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    its just a vid clip
     
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    Whoa
     
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  20. Stan Beeman

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