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  1. oldpaddy

    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    Woman plunges into Fort Point Channel to save a seagull

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    FEBIAN SHAH

    A photographer who happened to be standing nearby captured a woman jumping into the Fort Point Channel to rescue a seagull that appeared injured.

    By Steve AnnearGLOBE STAFF AUGUST 02, 2016




    Boston-based wedding photographer Febian Shahset out last week with his wife to take pictures of the couple’s 3-month-old Bernese mountain dog.

    But what he ended up capturing was the dramatic rescue of an injured bird, helplessly floating in Fort Point Channel.

    Reddit andImgur Monday of a woman he met near the channel who made the daring leap into the murky water after watching the bird struggle to get to shore.

    “She had waited for almost an hour hoping the bird will float ashore. But when the bird kept going in circles, she jumped in to rescue it,” Shah wrote on Imgur of the chance encounter.

    The pictures show the fully-clothed woman, swimming toward the bird before scooping it into her arms. As spectators watched from a nearby bridge, the woman then made her way back to land, where she wrapped the bird, its wing looking mangled, in a piece of grey clothing. The Globe asked Shah to contact the woman to see if she would be interviewed. She declined, he said.

    “It was quite a humbling experience to see someone care for a wild bird in the middle of the water,” Shah, a Newton resident, told the Globe in an e-mail. “With all the negativity around these days, it was refreshing to see someone care so much.”

    Shah had considered going after the bird himself, but hesitated.

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    “I ... am often in the area taking client pictures or dragon boating. In fact, our dragon boat was right next to it and we considered paddling to the bird. But we needed more paddlers to move and steer the boat,” he told the Globe. “So the only option was her to jump in and rescue the bird.”

    Shah kept in touch with the woman, and after sending her the photographs of the rescue, she gave Shah and his wife an update on the bird’s condition.

    The woman said that after a night of rest and eating a piece of water-soaked bread, the bird, whom she named “Bitty,” seemed to be on the mend.

    “I think the bird is going to be just fine,” she wrote in an e-mail, which was shared by Shah. “The left wing was still drooping, and causing it to trip and stumble that night, but by the morning the wing looked back to normal.”

    She told Shah that she drove the bird to a wildlife rehabilitator in Brockton, who determined it was a young seagull, the day after the rescue. The bird will stay with animal experts for at least a few weeks until it heals and is returned to the wild, she said.

    “It will be fed fish, and get exercise in a little pool and then will be let back outside to get used to the weather again,” she wrote.
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    Hahahahaha :haha:
     
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  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Thanks obama
     
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  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Holy Jesus.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    I think I saw her on "plentyofseagulls.com"
     
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  5. ChimneySweep

    ChimneySweep Well-Known Member

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    Sadly, she will live
     
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    not sure what the big deal is here? She save a bird? Is that frowned upon now? I saved many animals over the year...
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Found this on Google :jj:

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  9. pope29

    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    Check out that bird..it paused for a split second just make sure all that slimy white bird shit hit her square in the face. Birds are smart.
     
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    She likely contracted Tuberculosis from the water and Cryptococcosis from the seagull.
     
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  11. Donkey Patrol

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    Anyone know her number? I want to show her my earthworm

    Know what I'm sayin?

    (It's a bird food joke)
     
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    Right. One morning a few weeks ago I looked out my kitchen window and saw a huge Heron in the pond in my backyard... it looked dead, laying in the water with it's wings spread out and it's head on the grass. Then I noticed activity in the water right by it and then noticed a fucking turtle had it by the ankle or foot, yanking the bird. I ran out and threw a few rocks at it... the bird managed to turn and try to fly but that turtle was apparently too heavy. Anyway I threw another rock and hit it and it let go of the bird which flew away but it's foot looked fucked up.
    I felt great for saving it from being eaten alive by the turtle and probably it's friends.
     
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    I once saved a porcupine who had a soup can on its head. The bastard just waddled off, didn't thank me.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    except now the turtle is going to die of starvation
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    What a horrible person for saving an animal in distress
     
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    Ridiculous. He lives in a yuge pond with fish and tadpoles and whatnot and also a waay bigger turtle who's been there ever since I've lived here and I've never seen any of them catch a bird before.
     
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    Good for her. I would save a seagull before most of the fucks on this site
     
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    That woman is completely the opposite of Beth, who would have let someone else do the actual work while she took all the credit and campaigned for sainthood on IG. (Exactly like she did with the cat who was "rescued" from the window ledge.)
     
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    From the title I thought this thread was about @Daveindiego
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't see what she did wrong :dontknow: