Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Mar 12, 2015.
Zis vent vell.
... sort of like the proverbial "fart in church" well.
Looks like good clean fun.
Ahh Lenchfliesvith is a good egg
That twat mr dracufag posted yet again.
Me and a friend invented white water scuba diving on the Delaware River. Slaloming rocks as the current swept us downstream with a Zodiac raft tied to us was pretty nuts.
But then we would get to slower deeper water and scavenge the shit that people would lose when their canoes would tip over in the rapids. We'd be down about 20' and look up at our empty Zodiac and see rafters straddling their rafts with one leg in the water paddling over to check it out. I'd always swim up and grab the biggest foot hanging in the water and hear them scream as they tried to jerk their foot free from my grip. So much fucking fun was had on those trips.
that does sound like a lot of fun
There were times when there weren't any feet to grab so I'd take my mask off and regulator out of my mouth and then poke my head above the surface right next to their boats with my best dead face just to see their reaction and then I'd sink away.
Sometimes just an arm reaching up out of the river was enough to freak them out. People just never expected there to be divers in the river under their boats. Looking back I'm really surprised I never got whacked with a paddle.