Check this out. Because I can cook.

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  1. Bro

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    What?

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    Canned tomatoes come cooked.
     
  3. Bro

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    Wait, there's more.
     
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    What am I looking at here? I don't cook, so I don't know what the fuck is going on here. What is it?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    My sodiums are ok, my liver enzymes and lung cancer from my wife don't matter :grad::
     
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    Evan Williams :yes:

    That looks like the 12.99 bottle.
     
  8. Bro

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    We cook the onions down for like 10 minutes. Drain the whole peeled no salt added canned tomatoes and squeeze them with your hand into the onion.

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    Wife? WTF you yappin' about?
     
  10. Bro

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    Not close at all.
     
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    Jesus, I thought that was an anti-abortion poster for a second. :c
     
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    Bro takes shotguns of cigarettes from his wife :jj:
     
  13. Bro

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    I add 4 chicken thighs skin removed into the dutch oven.

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    :rofl:
     
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    I make a killer seasoning with paprika and cumin and salt and pepper.

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    Lever is a better cook/thread starter. :eek:
     
  18. Bro

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    Then I add my seasoning, add water, cover and simmer for an hour. :rolleye:

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    Dutch oven :giggle:
     
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    Stainless.