Check this out for the first day of Spring.

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  1. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    [video=youtube;RKcnMxdMYI4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKcnMxdMYI4[/video]

    I sleep in late another day
    Oh what a wonder, oh what a waste.
    It’s a monday
    It’s so mundane
    What exciting things
    Will happen today?
    The yard is full of hard rubbish it’s a mess and
    I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab
    We should amend that
    I pull the sheets back
    It’s 40 degrees
    And i feel like i’m dying.
    Life’s getting hard in here
    So i do some gardening
    Anything to take my mind away from where it’s supposed to be.
    The nice lady next door talks of green beds
    And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
    I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps.
    Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes.
    I feel pro-active
    I pull out weeds
    All of a sudden
    I’m having trouble breathing in.

    My hands are shaky
    My knees are weak
    I can’t seem to stand
    On my own two feet
    I’m breathing but i’m wheezing
    Feel like i’m emphysem-in’
    My throat feels like a funnel
    Filled with weet bix and kerosene and
    Oh no, next thing i know
    They call up AAA
    I’d rather die than owe the hospital till I get old
    I get adrenaline
    Straight to the heart
    I feel like Uma Thurman
    Post-overdosing kick start
    Reminds me of the time
    When i was really sick and i
    Had too much pseudoephedrine and I couldn’t sleep at night
    Halfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent
    He’s probably wondering what i’m doing getting in an ambulance
    The paramedic thinks I’m clever 'cause I play guitar
    I think she’s clever 'cause she stops people dying
    Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
    Should’ve stayed in bed today
    I much prefer the mundane.
    I take a hit from
    An asthma puffer
    I do it wrong
    I was never good at smoking bongs.
    I’m not that good at breathing in.
     
  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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  3. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Go back to Russia, commie :mad:
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    People who play out of tune on purpose piss me off.
     
  5. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ...a little gay