Chelsea Chandler or Jillian Boobery?

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  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    pretty sure it would rot off within a week of you letting Chelsea Handler climb it

    and doesn't Jillian let you put a loaded .357 to her head?
     
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    coco brown
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i must say chelsea's legs look prime sometimes like in this heavily photoshopped picture

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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    jillian has a "hard body" isn't that right robin?

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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    What, push off a cliff?
     
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    thing is, you catch a glimpse of chelsea no-makeup first thing in the morning and now your mind is playing tricks on you, you are trapped in some slow motion fever dream of the late catherine hepburn giving you a blower and its got just a lot of teeth to it, you're screaming watch the teeth and she's just grunting.
     
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    Jillian.
     
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    lmao
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    Jillian. Not same ballpark. Not same league. Not same sport.
     
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    Btw, where is the pole?
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    i always forget the pole damn
     
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    :jj:
     
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    lol 50 cent -

    i just can't figure out who would be more of a freak in bed (chelsea/jillian) it's a close one!
     
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    Chelsea looks like one of those single mommy twats on online dating sites....Jillian's boobs & body are boner-ific.....don't care about the googly eye she's a cool chick and takes anal with enthusiasm (though her voice was extra horrific today, nonetheless I can & shall get over it)
     
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    Jillian is pretty scary without makeup, as well. And despite the free-spirit vibe she likes to project, she's super neurotic. Not quite on Howard's level, but not far off...
     
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    This.

    Really, I find them both obnoxious to the point of asexuality. If I had to pick.... guh.... Jillian, cause I think she'd be a bit more of a hoor.
     
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    I am trying to get through Handler's vocal fry right now.
     
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    LOLZ

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