Chelsea Handler/ Bite her apple

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Not bad for 50. Repulsive for her age, though.
     
  3. Rob0729

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    I just find her repulsive. Not that she is ugly especially for her age. I just find her vile. Sorta like Whitney Cummings.
     
  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    If she's the age she claims to be - 39/40, I'd say she looks terrible. I'd guess 50. I've never found her to be fun or funny. Just a mean girl with no wit.
     
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    Why does she insist on making a fool of herself?
     
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    Her show was funny. Her stand-up is atrocious.
     
  7. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Her body looks pretty damn good to me :dontknow:

    That face, however is busted :puke:
     
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    Seriously, I just scrolled up to look at that photo again. WHY in the HELL would should post a picture where her face looks like that?!? :facepalm:
     
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    She should have cropped it from the neck down. :rolleye:
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Like my father always said.....any port in a storm.

    She is incredibly fucking annoying though.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Yeah, no thanks. Bruce Jenner looks a little better. She's probably got a flat ass too.
     
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    See....MUCH better! :up:
    chelsea-handler.jpg
     
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    39-40? Last time she saw 40 was 1940.
     
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    I'd fuck if if I didn't already know she was a mudshark.
     
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    is she pissed that no one stole her nudies for the fappening or what? She seems extremely desperate. For what, I am not exactly sure.

    She looks pretty bad for any age and certainly not good enough to assume someone would be all hot and bothered by this photo.
     
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    Some men love butterfaces.
     
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    Why did she ruin a perfectly good apple with that nasty thing?
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    :oops: Guess that explains how I got married....
     
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    She thinks it's edgy to try to be self-deprecating like other comics, but doesn't know how to pull it off, since she takes herself too seriously when it really matters.
     
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    There's only so many ways she can flash her boobs, so it was just a matter of time before she starts flashing the coochie.
    In a full weeks, we'll see the full Hope Solo.