Chelsea Handler posts titties on Instagram

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  1. Limo Wreck

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    The year of the nipple continues! Tonight Chelsea Handler took to Instagram to share a topless photo of herself riding a horse alongside a similar portrait of Vladimir Putin. The one difference: Handler is wearing a helmet—because safety first!

    The comedian posted the photo to...er...show a) that Instagram's no nips policy is sexist, b) that she has a great rack (indeed she does!), c) that she's got something to promote, or d) all of the above? Obviously wants to get something off her chest—as Scout Willis did before. Boobs are boobs! #FreeTheNipple!


    Instagram has of course taken the photo down (ILLEGAL NIP ALERT!), but Handler has posted the photo again, with the caption: "If instagram takes this down again, you're saying Vladimir Putin Has more 1st amendment rights than me. Talk to your bosses." So she'll almost certainly get banned, thus joining Rihanna in the nippley, Instagram outlaw club.
     
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    I can't stand her but I have to admit she's has a nice rack.:boobs:
     
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    I'd like to Handler tits for an hour or two.
     
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    He looks so strong
     
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    Nice tits, playdough stomach and holy shit, that face. Fug to the 3rd power.

    I'd titty fuck her if the helmet was on backwards.
     
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    [QUOTE="Limo Wreck, post: 8013065, member "If instagram takes this down again, you're saying Vladimir Putin Has more 1st amendment rights than me. Talk to your bosses." So she'll almost certainly get banned, thus joining Rihanna in the nippley, Instagram outlaw club.[/QUOTE]


    Than I :grad:
     
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    The places those tits have been.....
     
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    She admits she doesn't shower much. No thanks.

    image.jpg She
     
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    If that horse takes off, her eyes will be the next place they go.
     
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    A few weeks ago if you would have told me Handler had better tits than Adrianne Curry I would have said you're fucking crazy.

    Well, look at us now. :jj:
     
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    Shit last week she posted a vid of herself getting pissed on... Now the topless pics..hard to say if she's just an attention whore or she's just batshit crazy.
    Either way she' got balls..(and great tits)
     
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    She's just gross and I've never smiled at one of her comments.

    I don't get her "fame."
     
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    Guilty.

    I step over better looking girls than her looking for a good place to jack off.
     
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    This!
     
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    She's fucking vile.
     
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    Chicks gotta be almost 50. Those breasts are quite amazing
     
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    any broad can do that with implants.

    No thank you brother.
     
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    Than I :grad:[/QUOTE]

    Hmmmm. Think Chelsea is correct here.

    In the example, the pronoun me, together with the proper noun Putin, forms the object of the verb has, so you need to use me rather than I.


    The two personal pronouns I and me are often used wrongly, usually in sentences in which I is being used with another noun. Here are some tips to help you get it right:

    • Use the pronoun I, along with other subjective pronouns such as we, he, she, you, and they, when the pronoun is the subject of a verb:
    He went to bed.

    We waited for the bus.

    Clare and I are going for a coffee.

    In the last example, the pronoun I, together with the proper noun Clare, forms the subject of the sentence, so you need to use I rather than me.

    • Use the pronoun me, along with other objective pronouns such as us, him, her, you, and them, when the pronoun is the object of a verb:
    Danny thanked them.

    The dog followed John and me to the door.

    In the last example, the pronoun me, together with the proper noun John, forms the object of the verb follow, so you need to use me rather than I.

    • Use the pronoun me, along with other objective pronouns such as us, him, her, you, and them, when the pronoun is the object of a preposition:
    Rose spent the day with Jake and me.

    Me, together with Jake, forms the object of the preposition with, so you need to use the pronoun merather than the pronoun I.

    An easy way of making sure you’ve chosen the right pronoun is to see whether the sentence reads properly if you remove the additional noun:

    I am going for a coffee

    X Me am going for a coffee

    √ Rose and I went for a coffee

    X Rose and me went for a coffee

    √ The dog followed me

    X The dog followed I

    √ Rose spent the day with me

    X Rose spent the day withI
     
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