Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, May 1, 2013.
And right next to it:
This was great:
Chelsea: "Your husband's like a woman. To be fair, he's more feminine than either one of us."
Beth: " ... It's like having the best girlfriend and I get to have sex with him and he's a man!"
Chelsea: "Congratulations on getting to have sex with him. Someone needed to, right?"
how embaressing that is for wiggy
can beth really not just keep her hands still? good lord
" cats are not asshoes"
Imagine these man hands coming at you ...
I think I need to put an * on my hatred towards Handler and all she represents. That was a great line.
So was Chelsea sporting that "I can barely believe how dumb you are" just-below-the-surface contempt for Beefus, like she had when Beefus "interviewed" her for Extra?
"I love animoes!"
Why would Handler be such a dick to one of her guests?
Chelsea didn't buy any of Beth's schtick. When Beth said, "Ready? That pussy was bald when we adopted her."
Chelsea said: "That's great that those hair extensions took like they did."
Another thing I noticed - Chelsea could never utter the word "Whirl." Twice she said, "She is on the cover of -- " and stopped like her brain couldn't process what in the hell a "Whirl" is:
her hair(extensions) is even worse than usual. isn't it absurd that 1 day earlier her extensions were 5 in shorter?
"Your husband is like a woman, he's more feminine than either one of us."
"Yes. We get manis and pedis together.."
She destroyed Beff with a smile.
Everybody's known that forever.He likes the Batchlor, Dancing with the stars and other girly shows.He doesn't like sports.He's a woman with a penis.
I was going to say this - - those fuckin' mitts are in FULL FORCE. She needs to carry a baseball or football around to toss back and forth to keep her hands busy...
Such a moron. Trying to sound edgy calling out Chelsea for calling cats "assholes"..and talking about sex with her husband. Whoa Beff - - simmer down!
edited to add: can we get Gary Puppet or someone who tweets to send her this "hand" picture above and ask her if she caught the ball or something??
She's GOT TO BE RAGGED ON for those ridiculous hands.
I dig Chelsea. Beth looks like shit. She's well into that "wealthy asshole" look.
Did Beth do a great job of dismissing Chelsea's 5 or 6 jabs at Howard, cats, and hair extensions or did those references go right over her head?
"I love animoes more than peopoe. I love to wear snakes and alligators on my big feet and wear expensive dresses and purses made of cows and lambs. But I don't eat animoes because they grieve."
I hope her family gets eaten by bears and wolves. Do ya still love animals more than people, you obnoxious cunt?