Entertainment Chelsea Handler was a teenaged slut. News of the obvious

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by the G-man, Jun 27, 2016.

  1. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea Handler opens up about having two abortions at 16: “I happened to f–k up twice at the age of 16,” she wrote in the essay. “I’m grateful that I came to my senses and was able to get an abortion legally without risking my health or bankrupting myself or my family. I’m 41 now. I don’t ever look back and think, ‘God, I wish I’d had that baby.’”

    Yeah, sure, only twice. :rolleyes:

    I tend to lean pro-choice, with some medically and legally appropriate restrictions.

    That being said if this alcoholic Mudshark-who looks way older than her claimed age from booze and god knows what-is the best the abortion rights side can produce, it's a pretty dark day for them rhetorically.
     
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    MrsTreat Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The more sex the better - male or female.
     
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  3. Ingens

    Ingens VIP Extreme Gold

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    She's a slow learner....?
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    "I'm 41 now"
    :hilarious:
     
  6. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    i've been saying this about her since I first saw her on TV a decade ago. 10 years ago she must have been the age she claims she is now.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    She's on the Shiv aging program.
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dave math
     
  9. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    To be fair, a steady diet of vodka, coke, cigarettes and random black cock does tend to age a woman.
     
  10. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Im all for abortion. 30 million or so less blaeks today because if it.
     
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  11. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Just two... seems low to me. :coffee:
     
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    She's such a famewhore--this may be true, but I question everything she says because she'll say anything for attention.
     
  13. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    Presactly
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    She looks like she's got a lot of miles on her. I'll bet she was a good fuck in her day.
     
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    She's cute...in a Nikki Lauda sort of way.
     
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    There's video online if you wish to judge for yourself. :coffee:
     
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    GAGOT?
    Got a gif of that?
     
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  19. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'd pay for that.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    I do love her nudes, for some reason.
     
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