Entertainment Chelsea Handler wishes Reese Witherspoon Happy Birthday

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shithead, Mar 22, 2016.

  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I like her moxie....

     
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    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    "Ample"
     
  3. synch22

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    Face is beat, coupled with the voice. Body is nice.
     
  4. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    She looks OK.

    I do enjoy how she keeps foisting her nudity upon us.
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Her fingers are gonna stink
     
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    She got that 50 stank on her

    And by that she looks 50 and she slept with 50.
     
  7. SuperFarts

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    Was her face always that rough?
     
  8. Duck My Sick

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    One day, she'll find her very own Kanye West.
     
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  9. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Before she puts it on in the morning but she cleans up nice
     
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    From her instagram page.

    Body seems nice. But a triple bagging may be required.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Mental illness there
     
  12. Wiggy

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    Any hetero man that says they wouldn't put her facedown and tag that ass while not trying to think about following fitty cent is a goddamn liar!
     
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  13. Divorce Chicken

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    Please fall backwards.
     
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    Pffft, you call that a closet! Ha! Beffy laughs in Chelsea's general direction!
     
  15. SuperFarts

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    What about a compromise.

    Put her head thru the window, at night time.

    That way one would not need to be exposed to the face nor the voice and could still proceed with the tittays and vag?
     
  16. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    JC. She's giving Beefus a run for her money on who is a bigger attention whore.

    I smell desperation. Oofah.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Chelsea is gross. She admits she doesn't shower or bathe much. No thanks. I like my vag clean.
     
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    she is NOT as young as she claims. cant be!

    claims to be 40, id buy 45 maybe
     
  20. rogmar

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    At least apply some make-up to that beat up mug you bitch,at least attempt to look ravishing.......
    Gosh.
     
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