Chem-trails

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  1. FishySausage

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    I work with a guy who is CONVINCED this is a thing.
    I think it's ridiculous. No, I don't remember seeing such persistant contrails growing up, but that doesn't mean they weren't there.
    Thoughts?
    Any aeronautics experts on the DS?
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    It's a chess-board that can only be seen in full from outer space by the Biaviians.

    Source: Dr. Captain, I Watch the Sky and See ChessBoards (2015).
     
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    The world was still filled with prop driven jobs when I was a kid.
    On the rare occasion that you hear one now the sound takes me instantly back to that time.

    :pilot:
     
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    Posted this july 2014 http://www.dawgshed.com/posts/7232238/

    :giggle: but I love you @FishySausage
     
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    Geo-engineering and cloud seeding is very real.
     
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    I'm going to go out on a limb and say there are more flights now than when you were growing up.
     
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    That's just an intersection in the airlines. There are highways in the sky that airlines use to travel, especially long distance. The really busy routes see a new plane every few minutes. However, the wind blows the chemtrails out of the path of the highway. As long as you get a consistent frequency of planes using the highways, the wind will blow the chemtrails into consistent spacing between them. This is an example of where two of these highways cross in perpendicular fashion.
     
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    Want some real fun? Ask your coworker what he thinks of HAARP.

    HAARP is a target of conspiracy theorists, who claimed that it is capable of modifying weather, disabling satellites and exerting mind control over people, and that it was being used as a weapon against terrorists. Such theorists blamed the program for causing earthquakes, droughts, storms and floods, diseases such as Gulf War Syndrome and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, the 1996 crash of TWA Flight 800, and the 2003 destruction of the space shuttle.
     
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    :giggle: my post was like a hundred years ago @FishySausage :haha: no one responded..:facepalm:
     
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    Oh he knows ALL ABOUT HAARP.
    And the illuminati
    And Bigfoot
    And trans-humanism
    And how byonce in under mind control.
    You name the conspiracy, he's into it.
    Funny dude tho
     
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    Contrails are not supposed to extend very far out the back of the plane. Chemtrails are very real.
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    HAARP is real too. you can see it on Google earth.

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    But if this is true, how are "chem trails" explained?
     
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    The planes are spraying the chemicals out with the exhaust.
     
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    all I know for sure is that Art Bell was allergic to them