chemistry teacher gettin jiggy wit it

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, Wash. -- A Bainbridge Island High School teacher under investigation for having a sexual relationship with a student was arrested Thursday.

    Police say they began investigating 25-year-old Jessica M. Fuchs in February after getting a tip from the school district "regarding allegations of inappropriate conduct" between the chemistry teacher and one of her male students, according to Bainbridge Island police.

    Fuchs was put on administrative leave while detectives investigated the claims with help from the Washington State Patrol High Tech Crimes unit.

    The investigation gave police enough evidence to submit a probable cause statement to the Kitsap County Prosecutor's Office and a Kitsap Superior Court judge for review. The judge found probably cause to charge Fuchs with several crimes, and on Thursday police arrested the teacher and booked her into Kitsap County Jail.

    According to the school's website, Fuchs graduated from Bainbridge High School in 2007 and received a bachelors degree in chemistry from Metropolitan State University of Denver.

    "I am super excited to start teaching back at my old high school, give back to a community that taught me a great deal, and pass on my love of learning and science onto my students," Fuchs said on the website.

    Fuchs has been charged with felony first degree sexual misconduct with a minor, communication with a minor for immoral purposes, and felony tampering with a witness. Her bail was set at $100,000.

    Police do not believe there are any other victims.

    i think this is her a google search revealed a linkedin page. idk if she has facebook.

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  2. MrPACS

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    "Jessica M. Fuchs"; She certainly does..........................[​IMG]
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Super cute teacher. nice dots..............................[​IMG]
     
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  5. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    God Damn it! How fucking fast do you have to be around here to post the good jokes! You suck! :D
     
  6. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Oh, and NOT FUCKING GUILTY!
     
  7. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    See, that's what happens when you give equal rights to women. They become more pervy than the male teachers.
     
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    Where the fuck were these teachers when I was growing up.

    It's so fucking unfair.
     
  9. Beer Chugger

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    Since it is Chemistry class, is it possible we finally don't have to play "guess the race"?
     
  10. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Is there a website that catalogs all of these cases?
     
  11. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    This post is in every dirty teacher post. Obviously, when I was growing up, all of the teachers were 100 years old, because teaching was a career then. Now only the young can afford to make what the teaching profession makes.
     
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  12. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    :grad: let me be the first to suggest a containment thread for these teaching whores
     
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    Not Guilty

    and this committee owes an apology, Senator.
     
  15. njguy8

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    Sorry. I couldn't help it.

    She's cuter than most of the dirty teachers I've seen.
     
  16. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Biology & Chem majors are where its at. That the #1 thing I miss after switching from pre-med to comp sci: the fun, crazy college girls. I would go to pre-health functions at FAU and other South Florida schools and meet more wild, smart chicks than I would going out on a friday night..
    Hot slutty college girls dont code :bigcry:
     
  17. Chicken Soda

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    Unless your teaching in a backwoods rural school, a new teacher who works summers can earn easily 50k-60k a year to start. A lot of school districts are preaching the need for experienced educators,
    but at the end of the day they force out good performing ones, especially if they have many years under their belt, in order to satisfy the budget.
     
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    Not Fuch-ing Guilty.
     
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    In high school chemistry, we had Mr. Pease. He was in his sixties and senile. We had fun goofing on him. But Ms. Fuchs looks like a whole lot more fun!
     
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    not guilty, case dismissed, and i'd like to see the defendant in my chambers