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    tennis, anyone?

    i don't think so
     
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    She sounds delicious and fun
     
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    I am now known as Ribs Cheesecake BoningChicks
     
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    what about ha ha clinton-dix
     
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    We're doomed
     
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    i used to date her
     
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    A Florida mom's blood-alcohol level was more than five times the legal limit when she drove to an elementary school to pick up a child, police say.

    Renata Congleton, 27, registered a .413 BAC after she was arrested, but not before she allegedly attacked officers and smashed up her vehicle, according to WFLA.

    The mayhem began when she arrived at Trinity Elementary School in New Port Richey Friday afternoon. School officials wouldn't let the child -- who was not identified -- leave with Congleton because she appeared "extremely drunk," Fox Tampa reports. Instead, they called police, but Congleton fled before they arrived.

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    .413 BAC is legally dead.
     
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    zombie :dontknow:
     
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    Baseball bat attack in St. Paul started with Facebook feud, charges say

    A St. Paul woman attacked another woman she had never met before with a baseball bat and slammed the victim's head into the street because of a Facebook feud, according to charges filed Friday in Ramsey County District Court.
    Bridget L. Olson, 31, struck the other woman in the face and head about 10 times with a baseball bat, according to the complaint. Olson is charged with one count of second-degree assault for the Sept. 4 incident that occurred at White Bear and Ivy Avenues in St. Paul.
    "Olson said the bat was in her van, and officers later recovered a small, wooden baseball bat that had blood stains on it," the complaint said. "At one point, Olson admitted she used both hands to slam [the woman's] head on the street in order to get [the woman] to stop fighting."
    According to the complaint: Olson and the other woman got into an argument on Facebook, and the woman suggested to Olson that they meet to resolve the problem. Olson suggested their meeting location. The two women had never met before the Sept. 4 assault.
    The complaint does not indicate the nature of the Facebook feud.

    http://www.startribune.com/local/blogs/274335621.html
     
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    Karen Dilworth Suspected Of Masturbating In Public On Motorcycle

    A Florida woman is being fingered for lewd and lascivious behavior after allegedly masturbating on a motorcycle in her garage, while the door was open.

    Karen Dilworth, 50, of Ormond Beach, was arrested Saturday night after neighbors told police they saw her sitting backward on the bike, engaging in a sexual act of self gratification, WESH.com reports. Neighbor Katherine Marriott told police that the suspect was “leaning backwards and her legs were spread apart."
     
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    ...been there
     
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    Not as good of a name as Pizza Pussy Santa Claus.
     
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    jfc
     
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    he'll eventually pass out.
     
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    Now I want chicken and waffles...

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