Chet Haze Vs. Emily Stern

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  1. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    TEAM CHET HAZE[​IMG]
    [video=youtube;kqhVo7wcMPg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqhVo7wcMPg[/video]
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    [video=youtube;Mj7ZcBdHgYw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj7ZcBdHgYw[/video]
     
  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    you can be my calendar lets go on a date..:jj:
    :lol:

    [video=youtube;0fJGpdLEXIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fJGpdLEXIs[/video]
     
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    Hey, I never said the kid was great
     
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    Well there clearly is talent on the Tom hanks side. Howard's side-no so much.
     
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    [video=youtube;QFZwpXmwwRE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFZwpXmwwRE[/video]
     
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    This is the original song by Chet Haze that caught everyone's attention with the ski pole in the peep hole lyrics.

    [video=youtube;LoOCdJS9Hk8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoOCdJS9Hk8[/video]


    And (sadly I transcribed them) here are the lyrics:

    --what’s good. It’s your boy, Chet Haze, I’m in the studio finishing up a mixed tape, Get Haze. Um just, my homey just showed me this beat and it’s like unanimous decision it’s absolute fire so I gotta go in and flow on it right now…

    Uh, yeah, This is Chet Haze baby
    Two-thousand-ten freestyle comin’ at y’all, yeah
    Check it out, bout to just go off
    check it, yeah, yeah
    I stab you with a ski pole in your peep hole
    Hey creepo
    I’m sharp like the space needle nobody’s equal
    for me
    Cuz I’m the fuckin illest
    So let someone tell you
    What the deal is
    And if you don’t feel this
    Fuck you cuz I’m a kill this
    I’m a young gun
    You old bitch
    Like your name’s Phillis
    Shit I told you, I’m the vilest
    And if you talkin’ shit,
    then what the fuck you talking ‘bout Willis
    I brought Gotti’s bling
    I like the shoddy’s thing
    Step to me
    Get beat down like Rodney king
    By 4 cops
    Bust a north like 4 shots
    from 4 glocks
    Freestylin like I’m on the Venice boulevard
    On the boardwalks of Venice
    I ain’t o-dog
    But I guarantee you I’m a menace
    Oh god, I spit too hard for my dentist
    And get my balls served more than Serena playing tennis
    I’m a rocket
    Yeah bitch, I’m blasting off
    Yeah floss so hard I’m at your boss
    So pass the noise cuz bitch
    I’m crashing off
    And college is alright but I ain’t ass to broth
    I’m the man with the fastest scam
    And the cash in hand
    Blowin’ up more than a fan of spam yeah
    Drovin up more than a wasta fam
    And I’m a keep getting money homey
    dat’s the plan
    I thought I told you
    My style is too hot to touch
    Making girls go wild
    Until they smile and blush
    Lookin at me with lust
    Cuz my swagger and such
    And you aint shit
    So I ain’t even got to flush
    That’s pathetic
    My style is too prophetic
    Too energetic, kinetic
    To let it be commended
    By too many bitches
    Who are debted in credit
    So I’m a edit this
    send this to let you know that if
    I said it
    I meant it
    Money I get it
    I got it
    What the fuck you got in your pocket
    My hustle too hard to knock it
    So stop it just drop it
    But don’t pop and lock it
    Just act like a pop glock kid
    As you cock it
    Name a solid
    You soft I’m on it
    Get him off, I got it
    You crossed a promise
    You loss be gondus
    Of course I eat you
    Lights offs I freeze you
    So thaw and leave you in awe.
    Yeah, haha
    Hey man, who said white kids from the suburbs can’t spit. Haha. Yeah. Again this is the Two-thousand-ten freestyle. Some dope ass shit. Haha. Alright peace man. Cut it off.
     
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    Zoo za zoo?

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    I love this song for realsies! :cheer: So damn catchy!
     
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    My question is why put the gag on O&A for doing the same thing he did to Tom Hank's son. Hypocrite Howie makes me sick[​IMG]
     
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    the better question is why would they agree to that? I'd say, "or what?"
     
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    Probably Karmazin got to them. One difference we could see with Malone is that he isn't so willing to let Howard be Napoleon of the entire SXM building, but only time will tell. Also, I'm rooting for Wyatt Imus to end up being the most successful of the bunch.
     
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    i'm surprised Chet turned out so normal

    I mean-Look at his brother......him and Edward Jame Olmos killed a bunch of people in Miami
     
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    I can't stand Wiggers or Wiggy's kids
     
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    90's Tom Hanks. The last 10 to 15years - shit.