Chet Haze

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  1. thunderfist2112

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    http://www.mediaite.com/online/tom-hanks-rapper-son-threatens-to-assault-howard-stern/

    Let me come up on your show bitch… Come catch this fade… have me live on the air and we can go pound for pound see who looks like the fool you dried up old cunt catch this fade… easy to talk shit in a closed off room pussy, have me up there in the studio with you let’s give the ppl what they want… give your sorry ass white yuppie fans some entertainment and invite me up there, I promise I won’t physically whoop your ass… I know you got security old man I’ll just intellectual debate with you and show the world you’re really just a dried up hater… stop ducking me behind closed doors invite me up there and I’ll shit on your whole world you fucking Jheri curled cunt.

    If you keep ignoring me it only proves you a PUSSY ( )V( )… I don’t gotta be a gangsta or from the hood to whoop your sickly ass… You been frail and weakly ya whole life! #frail #sickly #fragile you know I will fuck you up hahaaaa #bitch… Howie… Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you… You can’t run from me forever knock knees… Howie… Listen. One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you… I hope you travel with security!!! PLEASE have me on the show… I’ll shit on you and your yuppie side kicks on your own show… it’s a shame you don’t hang in the same circles as my family (not enough bread for that) cuz if you did I woulda already seen u. - Chet Haze
     
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    This again???? :facepalm:
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    I'd love to see anyone come in to the Studio to JUST BE HONEST with Howard about his newly evolved personality and show.

    This guy, Tom Hanks kid, is making too much noise..... and saying nothing at the same time.

    Does he know how the show has morphed in to something no one could have predicted - and NOT in a good way?

    Does he know the level of decline Stern's audience has gone through?

    Does he know Howard's fans feel like they got baited and switched, then pissed on when joining him on Sirius?

    This guy just seems to run around screaming, I'll kill this, I'll kill that....

    Let's get someone serious to simply go in to the Studio and be honest with Howard. That's all the material you would ever need. Just be honest with the guy.
     
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    I think Howard can buy and sell Tom Hanks 2 times over.
     
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    Son of a Gump.
     
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    Chet Haze sounds like he grew up on the mean streets of Greenwich Connecticut with Shane Mcmahon having to scrape by going to school in only 32' a limo.
     
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    Gump Fail...



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    This would be right up their with the crazy cabby fight if they can ever get him in there. This would be must listen to radio
    Old school stern would of been all over this too, new age Howard not a chance
     
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    Such an underrated gimmick.
     
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    I used to laugh so hard when they talked about growing up and only being able to afford one 60' yacht and gulf stream 4
     
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    Whats a fade and how does one catch it?
     
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    Parenting fail.
     
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    Chet Haze is a simple case of karma paying Tom Hanks back for Bosom Buddies. Nothing more.
     
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    This was interesting 3 weeks ago too
     
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    Chet's been awfully quiet since the tweets went out last week.

    Papa Hanks must be putting the hammer down
     
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    Looks like his mother
     
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    Probably more an example of karma for Tom leaving his loyal, first wife and kids for not-very-attractive Chet Haze's mommy.
     
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