Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jun 23, 2013.
Can't blame her.
Sure ya did.
and then what happened?
Dave is talking about this girl
did you show her the hammers?
She kind of looked like the still in doughheads video, and I grabbed my pizza and ran.
The Paula Deen look is in.
Did you fuck her?
I would have fucked her.
Women can only handle so much at one time.
Too much breathlessness, and they die.
Repped for truth telling
Dave's hair looks like the pubes of the women he (allegedly) bangs.
You think that I'd bang women that have foot long pubes? Really?
she wanted to know where you bought it so she could get some for her grandma?
She was all "OMG, I wish my hair was like that"
And I was all "yeah, it's growing in pretty well"
Then I grabbed the pizza and ran.
I wish I had cool hair like Dave.
I bet their pubes are shiny well conditioned and have no split ends
at work they go "are you growing your hair out?" I told them it's not like I'm going to be the next Sr Officer so I figure 'Why Not?'