Chick at the pizza place was getting all 'juicy' over my hair.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Can't blame her.


    :c
     
  2. Westerberg

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    Sure ya did.
     
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    and then what happened?
     
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    Dave is talking about this girl

    [video=youtube;RrJs_a1ZIgM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrJs_a1ZIgM[/video]
     
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    did you show her the hammers?
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    She kind of looked like the still in doughheads video, and I grabbed my pizza and ran. :grad:
     
  7. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    The Paula Deen look is in.
     
  8. Westerberg

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    Did you fuck her?
     
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    I would have fucked her.
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    Women can only handle so much at one time.

    Too much breathlessness, and they die. :grad:
     
  11. doughhead63

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    Repped for truth telling
     
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    Dave's hair looks like the pubes of the women he (allegedly) bangs.
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Really?

    You think that I'd bang women that have foot long pubes? Really? :fil:
     
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    she wanted to know where you bought it so she could get some for her grandma?
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    She was all "OMG, I wish my hair was like that"

    And I was all "yeah, it's growing in pretty well"

    Then I grabbed the pizza and ran.
     
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    I wish I had cool hair like Dave.
     
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    I bet their pubes are shiny well conditioned and have no split ends
     
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    at work they go "are you growing your hair out?" I told them it's not like I'm going to be the next Sr Officer so I figure 'Why Not?'