News Chicken sammwich, hold the semen please

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  1. Shithead

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    Woman claims her KFC sandwiches were contaminated with semen

    A Florida woman claims she was served two KFC chicken sandwiches with semen on them.
    The unidentified customer told police last week that she ordered two sandwiches at a Brandenton KFC and that both of them were adulterated with bodily fluids, according to The Smoking Gun.
    The police report from April 27 does not say whether or not the woman ate either of the chicken sandwiches or how she knew they were contaminated.
    The woman handed her meal over to police as evidence and for testing. No preliminary charges have been filed against the fast food chain.
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    An unidentified customer told police last week that she ordered two sandwiches at a Brandenton KFC and that both of them were adulterated with bodily fluids
     
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    I would have deep fried every motherfucker in that place. Gag.
     
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    How would she know?
     
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    God damn that guy can jerk off fast
     
  5. Shithead

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    Too salty?
     
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    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    never happened.. There is no way a load would be visible on a hot sammich.. That would dissolve like MSG in miso soup.
     
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    lols

    Dried like glaze around her mouf?

    :c
     
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    When you go there you have to be extra nice to the help or else, sir you did order that with everything on it didnt you
     
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    Turkey, chicken..... whatever it takes.
     
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    Forget about it.

    You gotta give them your money AND kiss their asses.
     
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    Sounds like an inside job
     
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    Just come by and order a chicken sandwich and ill shoot a load on it
     
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    And that's why I like to eat at home.
     
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    Did she have to pay more for the extra sauce?
     
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    That broad must really have a taste for cum if she could detect it
    among all of the colonel's secret ingredients in his chicken.
     
  17. SouthernListen

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    You know when they execute a guy and give him a last meal, they piss and spit and whatever in it before they serve it to him.
     
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    they only come again on the salad
     
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    Or a quick hand job. :c
     
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