Chicks and astrology

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  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    If a new woman you're dating starts talking about astrology and how she does certain things or acts a certain way because of her astrological sign do you fight the urge to beat some fucking sense into her or just chalk it up to chicks just like stupid shit?

    Women, why are you so fucking retarded and follow that shit?

    Excuse my hostility. I'm a Leo.
     
  2. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    Are you married?
     
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    Stupidity isn't a sex-linked trait.
     
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    I asked a girl what her sign was once and she said "octagonal... like stop."

    :oops:
     
  5. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    What does she look like?
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I usually poop in my hand and smash it in her face when a broad gets that kooky
     
  7. Gitfiddle

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    Not that I....know of.

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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This conversation is bound to happen:

    What's your star sign?

    I'm a Virgo

    I knew it! You're so totally a Virgo omg

    ...THEN WHY DID YOU NEED TO FUCKING ASK ME
     
  9. Gitfiddle

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    Yeah, I know that does make a big difference.
     
  10. Gitfiddle

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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I am not into astrology. I know I'm an Aries and that's about it. Don't know anything else. Don't care to. image.jpg
     
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  12. Gitfiddle

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    Yes but more women are into astrology and astrology is stupid and that's what this thread is about.
     
  13. Billy Brown

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    That's funny.
    She's a keeper. :jj:
     
  14. XuXu

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    As time goes by you should be getting less picky, not more.
     
  15. Gitfiddle

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    As a dude, the more time goes by the more money I make and the pickier I can be.
     
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    I like astronomy.

    I hate the work of the devil.
     
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  17. Gitfiddle

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  18. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    Mrs. Bear and I are both Cancers,thats all I know.
     
  19. LonghornJ

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    Board cancers, maybe....












    I kid, I kid
     
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  20. Gitfiddle

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    Has he shown you a picture of his dog yet?
     
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