Chicks who say your name when they cum

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I used to think that was just a silly thing from porn or sexy movies, but the last chick I was fucking on a regular basis would do it and I was all like :c

    Then we broke up because I didn't like her hair


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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    It beats when they call someone else's name.

    What'd her hair look like?
     
  3. Bye You!

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    this post has it all. :up:
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Chris is a pretty common name by the way. She could shout that every time and have like a 55% chance of saying it while actually fucking a Chris.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dunno how to describe it

    Just not for me

    And yes, I am complaining about a girl's hair
     
  6. eliasbboy

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    How can you get off while someone is screaming "Kreeee Zaaaa!!!!" over and over?
     
  7. mattyfishrip197

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    your mom does that a lot
     
  8. Vyb

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    Dev does that every time I bone her. You get used to it.
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Pix? You can blur the face since you're all paranoid n shit.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't give a fuck, we don't talk anymore anyway

    Hold on I'll see if I can access them
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I hate thin hair on a chick. That's about it. Not a big fan of super short hair either. My mom has really short hair. Kinda bitchy looking.
     
  12. Vyb

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    Brandon Roy, btw :point:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Meh, this isn't the best example but it's the best I could find

    It wasn't even the shortness that bugged me, she usually had it styled so that her bangs were really long on one side so they hung down and covered half her face. It was like she only had one eye most of the time. And I don't mind posting her pics because she ended up being a twat.


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    Tell us more abowtz you mother

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  15. Vyb

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    Yeah I see some twat potential.
     
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    All chicks say my name when they cum.
     
  17. Vyb

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    God?
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Too bad, too. We had kinda a nice thing going for a few weeks there.

    But then she caught me on Facebook flirting with a 19 year old


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  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    She's cute. :mjerk:
     
  20. Vyb

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    She doesn't look much older than that. Looks like she has the bod of a 12 year old Swedish boy.