Chicks with Dicks

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Leave it to gwartney to go full faggot on the deal.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    I'm confused about which bathroom to use!
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    When I was in the Navy chicks would always come into the dude's bathroom. Obviously we weren't homos so we didn't give a fuck. One day I was in the shower and this ugly little black chick came in and was all singing and shit. I called her over to the shower and asked her to wash my back for me. While she was doing it I turned around and had a full boner and she gave me a nice soapy handjob.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    That could have been a scene in the porno version of South Pacific.
     
  7. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Follow your heart
     
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