WTF Chik on CL Looking for Co-Hoe!!!

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  1. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Looking for a friend! (girls only) $$ Luxury Lifestyle
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    compensation: 1000+ weekly and luxurious trips!



    That is me in the picture! This is a REAL AD

    ***MUST be friendly, outgoing, fit, motivated and ready to upgrade your life and make new friends!

    Reply with SUBJECT "LUXURY" for more details

    NOTE: I have been receiving a bunch of replies :) Thanks!
    Unfortunately, some are not understanding the idea of this ad. I am not looking for a girl to pay to be my friend. I am looking for a friend who would like to make money with me and go on trips across the world.

    :snicker:

    This chik is trying to look like Blac Chyna (Rob Kardashian's fake fiancee) with her skinnay azz.

    Why are her boobs not even?

    :c
     
  2. Roland Schwinn

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    Thousand bucks a week? Seems pretty cheap to buy a whore for that long. @wife is a whore am I wrong here?


    To be fair, seems you get what you pay for here.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Im ready to "upgrade" my life! :spaz:
     
  4. DiamondGoddess

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    Who isn't, dahling!!!

    *waves hand lazily on chaise*

    :c
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    True dat!!!

    (This bih is the type who thinks Red Lobster is fine dining.)

    :c
     
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    Damn, bet a white trash, hillbilly like juggalo chick could go for a similar price, if not less and at least look a bit more womanly.
     
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  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Soooo...i was like, ummm, wondering how much more could i really , ummm, like really upgrade my life? Cuz...You know, like im already upgraded and all.
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    Does she offer discounts?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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    It's not???? :crying:
     
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    This girl has a tad bit o "praying mantis" about her with the ribs showing and all.

    :c

    (BTW, I blame Kim Kardashian for the fact that girls like this think hoeing is a viable option now!!! :c )
     
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    I knew this thread would be fun!!!

    :yay:
     
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    One woman's blame is another man's thanks!
     
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    Hey, I've been there and liked it.

    But no, it's not.

    :c
     
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    She looks like a black Mother of Dragons

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    Great point, Roland!!!

    (I like to see what Kim K is wearing, but I'm not emulating the hoeing.)
     
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    A friend of a friend does this. She is a total skank whore.
    Please let me go :puke: now just thinking of her.
     
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    :snicker:

    A well-placed barf is fine with me, bella!!!

    :c
     
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    I can't stand her and her big ass! But I am all for the hoeing! :up:
     
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    Well just don't tell my wife that. It's high end for her
    :ixnay:
     
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    Seriously. She makes me sick to my stomach. She's been all over the world, whoring her asshole to anyone who will pay her.
     
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