Childhood Trauma ..Whats Yours?

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  1. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Whats your childhood trauma?

    When I was 6 or 7 I got my wang head caught in my zipper and couldnt get it out..I had to walk outside and have my mom get it out...She tried pulling the zipper but it wouldnt budge..Finally she yanked..Up until a few years ago I wouldnt wear anything but 501's after that
     
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    The franks or the beans?
     
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    My Dad dying when I was almost 5.
     
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    Oh I got the frank...Got it good I did...
     
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    This isnt a goddamn competition :right:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Just, in general, being raised by my mom.
     
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    Wire coathangers?
     
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    I had a male cousin try to molest me.
     
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    Im starting to think getting my junk caught in my zipper was ok
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    Im fuckin with ya..Thats pretty hardcore man ..
     
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    My parents went out with another couple one night. 6 months later, the other couple were my step parents.
     
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    At around 12 I saw a porn where some dude ate a fresh log right out of a chicks hairy ass. Srs.
     
  14. Mack

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    That was my adopted Dad, my real Mom and Dad left me at an orphanage when I was a couple weeks old. :up:
     
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    I had some neighbors like that..The couples used to play cards together and they all ended up getting divorced and marrying the others spouse
     
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    Goddamn dude..You win....you win
     
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    My uncle tried to kiss me when I was 11.
     
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    I feel 4 ya..I was almost 40 before I saw a blue waffle or 2 girls 1 cup
     
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    Like full on? or little peck on the lips ?
     
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    my dad just got out for kidnapping, I went up to say goodnight one last time because I had missed him so much. he was fucking my mom doggystyle with the lights on, I think I was about 10.