Childless Beefus' children's book publisher is Simon & Schuster

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    There's no Beth Calendar for 2015, so there will be 50 million photos like this instead:


    [​IMG] Beth Ostrosky @BethStern ·
    Coming this fall..A children's book to share our Yoda's story!@simonandschuster #soexcited #YOD


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    I'm going to guess that George Lucas has "Yoda" copyrighted 6 ways to Sunday.:grad:
     
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    #YODA
     
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    What's the Yoda:Beth photo ratio going to be in this book? :coffee:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    We all joke, but there is a serious issue here. Beef has FIVE other children! One's blind, one's obese, one has a skin condition and one has PTSD from an epic storm - they all need her attention and love too. Why is Yoda being singled out for special treatment? This kind of favoritism can cause long-term emotional damage to kids. Mommy and Daddy should never show preference for one over the other. Why is she....oh wait WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATS! Nevermind.
     
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    And the wigged, closeted fag, continues to be more of a pussy whipped hypocrite.
     
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    Remember when Wiggy used to make fun of celebratards that wrote childrens books? He's probably telling beef what a loser she is for writing it. GLAD just put out a press release stating that stern is a colossal fag.
     
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    I have no idea how much it cost Howard to buy Oh My Dog its 15 seconds on the NYT Advise & Misc. bestseller list, but can we assume that the required pay off to appear in the Children's category is somewhat less expensive?
     
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    Remember how he ripped on jay Leno for his flying roast beef children's book?
     
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    Anything so that Howchie doesn't have to open his moth-ridden wallet for the cat palace. :no:
     
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    I question whether that cat is really so sick..... and if that's their "story" line after having him for less than 6mos of his life, I'd like to see some vet reports corroborating this. I actually think Yoda's medical story has as many holes in it as Beth's high fashion modeling portfolio and 3.5yrs of college transcripts
     
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    Yes he do !!

    http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4803:lzm15x.2.1


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    Oh and Disney now owns Lucas Films I believe so... pay up Wiggy !!!
     
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    What the hell is their "yoda story"? They have had the cat, what, 6 months? What the hell is the story? They only kept the cat because it could "die at any moment" and would not survive the stress of bring placed with another family.

    What could be more stressful then being in beefs vice grips for hours on end for photo ops?
     
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    How about a record deal next?! :yay:

     
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    It's hard to believe this is all real at this point, almost like an Andy Kaufman bit. A year ago if someone said - how can these two top their vain shenanigans? and someone answered - barren Beef will write a children's book! It would be funny, but not really believable, because it makes no sense.

    So I wonder, how will they outdo themselves again in another year or two? What transparent grab for attention that also happens be something that Howard spent years making fun of? My guess is that they will adopt an ethnic baby.
     
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    That book is going to be as successful as her television show
     
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    Oh shit, even better.:yay:
     
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    NO! NO! NO! You have to be kidding, Thelma.

    If this prickess actually got a children's book deal... Oh crap. I just looked at BO's Twatter page and you didn't make this up.

    When they paid $52 million cash -- $10 million OVER appraisal -- for that Florida house of tackiness, I had to leave Dawg's board for a while, 'cause I was so sick of reading about the Stern's inane, selfish spending sprees.

    I was taught that "hate" is a strong word to be used only rarely, and have never yet felt hatred for this conniving idiot -- just amusement, bewilderment and occasional pissed-offedness -- but this... this is visceral; it's making my gut roil.

    I have worked and worked and worked for over 35 fricking years and yet have lost all my savings and ability to effectively earn a living due to catastrophic illness, and have too-frequent bouts of pain, that I am getting awfully tired of. And there are other rotten aspects to the fucking black cloud stalled over my head that I will leave out of my little diatribe here. Yeah, WAAAAAH.
    WAAAAH - WAAAH - WAAAAH.

    Just for tonight, I am feeling like I harbor hatred for this baby-voiced, dishonest, lambskin-flaunting, Z-list celebutard and her totally phony "accomplishments". Just for tonight, I HATE Beth Stern.

    :punch::flip::facepalm::gtfo::pissed::down::cuss: (etc., etc...)

    If I'm not dead when this piece-of-self-serving-shit book is published, you can be sure I will write some horrible reviews for Amazon.
    :ass::asshole::tantrum::shoveit:


    (TL/DR = Beth is a jerk, my life sucks now, and this book deal made me hate her)